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Ghetto Spelling Bee (again - cause we need a laugh today!)
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel -
>> I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
2. Dictate -
>> My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb -
>> I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
4 Foreclose -
>> If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum -
>> I had two Cadillacs, but my b!tch rectum both.
6. Disappointment -
>> My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis -
>> I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel -
>> Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "bullsh!t, that watch israel."
9. Undermine -
>> There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
10. Acoustic -
>> When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
11. Iraq -
>>When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.
12. Stain -
>>My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify -
>>I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" She say "fortify."
14. Income -
>>I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:
> Today's word is: "OMELETTE"
> Let us use it in a sentence.
>>"I should pop yo @ss fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
Message edited 2/15/2006 3:18:49 PM.
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LadyMaravilla
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Re: Ghetto Spelling Bee (again - cause we need a laugh today!)
RECTUM
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Shanti
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Re: Ghetto Spelling Bee (again - cause we need a laugh today!)
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mrsmck
Be a big girl!
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Re: Ghetto Spelling Bee (again - cause we need a laugh today!)
that is HYSTERICAL!!!!!
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JennChris
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Re: Ghetto Spelling Bee (again - cause we need a laugh today!)
Dictate 
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| Posted 2/15/06 3:29 PM |
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Redhead
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Re: Ghetto Spelling Bee (again - cause we need a laugh today!)
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GenLCSW
Baby # 3 is here!!!
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Re: Ghetto Spelling Bee (again - cause we need a laugh today!)
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capricorn75
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Re: Ghetto Spelling Bee (again - cause we need a laugh today!)
20 year old 5th grader???
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| Posted 2/15/06 4:21 PM |
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Eva Luna
Be kind...life's hard!
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God, bless & heal my DH, JenG's DH Rob & DebG
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Re: Ghetto Spelling Bee (again - cause we need a laugh today!)
So needed!! Yes, laughter is good people!! 
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| Posted 2/15/06 4:22 PM |
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Gertyrae
Peace out Homies!
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Re: Ghetto Spelling Bee (again - cause we need a laugh today!)
Omelette...........
OMG, I am PIMPing
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| Posted 2/15/06 5:50 PM |
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Moehick
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Re: Ghetto Spelling Bee (again - cause we need a laugh today!)
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