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DjPiLL
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Name: Richard
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Check out what I won on ebay
This is going to drive Vanessa NUTS. 
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4402930411&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1
At first you will think... oh its just a stupid Alarm Clock.
Well it is an alarm clock... but its a TALKING alarm clock. It also gives you the weather on the inside and outside.
So when the alarm goes off... it will say something like "Good morning. It is 7:30 a.m. The temperature outside is 55°. The weather will be sunny."
Ok... so you think... so what... big deal?
My favorite feature...
"Need reminding of the day's to-dos? Record up to eight six-second memos and they'll play after you hear the time and weather! "
So... not only will Vanessa think its nuts that i have a stupid talking alarm clock. I am going to record some "insructions" for Vanessa that will play right after the alarm goes off and says the weather.
I am thinking of stuff like..
"Vanessa... don't forget to do my laundry"
"Vanessa... don't forget we need to buy food"
"Vanessa... don't forget about our 8pm nookie appointment" 
I am going to have a field day with this thing!
Anyone have any suggestions? 
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Posted 9/8/05 1:25 PM |
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BrunetteMom
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Re: Check out what I won on ebay
Oh my...that would just drive me crazy!
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Posted 9/8/05 1:26 PM |
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Lisa
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Member since 5/05 22334 total posts
Name: Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: Check out what I won on ebay
I hope your wife doesn't throw it out the window after the first morning!!
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Posted 9/8/05 1:31 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Check out what I won on ebay
i SUGGEST you pre-record this:
"Vanessa, I'm sorry I can be such a jerk sometimes. I worship the ground you walk on, and will do anything you say! I know YOU are really in charge, and I only act like this because I have to over compensate! - So, what can I make you for dinner tonight, honey?"
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Posted 9/8/05 1:32 PM |
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DjPiLL
Member since 5/05 3664 total posts
Name: Richard
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Re: Check out what I won on ebay
Posted by MrsERod
i SUGGEST you pre-record this:
"Vanessa, I'm sorry I can be such a jerk sometimes. I worship the ground you walk on, and will do anything you say! I know YOU are really in charge, and I only act like this because I have to over compensate! - So, what can I make you for dinner tonight, honey?"
Sorry but you can only record six seconds max at a time. THANK GOD. 
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Posted 9/8/05 1:34 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.

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Re: Check out what I won on ebay
Posted by DjPiLL
Posted by MrsERod
i SUGGEST you pre-record this:
"Vanessa, I'm sorry I can be such a jerk sometimes. I worship the ground you walk on, and will do anything you say! I know YOU are really in charge, and I only act like this because I have to over compensate! - So, what can I make you for dinner tonight, honey?"
Sorry but you can only record six seconds max at a time. THANK GOD. 
oh damn...that's too bad!!!!!
Message edited 9/8/2005 1:35:40 PM.
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Posted 9/8/05 1:35 PM |
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tourist
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Re: Check out what I won on ebay
Posted by MrsERod
Posted by DjPiLL
Posted by MrsERod
i SUGGEST you pre-record this:
"Vanessa, I'm sorry I can be such a jerk sometimes. I worship the ground you walk on, and will do anything you say! I know YOU are really in charge, and I only act like this because I have to over compensate! - So, what can I make you for dinner tonight, honey?"
Sorry but you can only record six seconds max at a time. THANK GOD. 
oh damn...that's too bad!!!!!
Just talk faster!
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Posted 9/8/05 1:49 PM |
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Re: Check out what I won on ebay
That will be cute on birthdays and anniversaries to record sweet nothings on special days.
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Posted 9/8/05 2:07 PM |
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Lichi
what what!?

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Name: Lissette
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Re: Check out what I won on ebay
I suggest freaking her out, by screaming "GET UP, GET UP!" as the recorded message. I'm sure you'll both get a good laugh out of that one... many not that day, but eventually... lol 
Another suggestion, remind her to appreciate you "Vanessa, it's time to wake up, and remember how lucky you are to have me"... 
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Posted 9/8/05 2:12 PM |
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MrsJ
I love my Katie Bug

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Name: Kathy
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Re: Check out what I won on ebay
Dear God and all that is holy...your poor poor wife!
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Posted 9/8/05 2:13 PM |
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baghag
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Re: Check out what I won on ebay
thats pretty funny.
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Posted 9/8/05 2:14 PM |
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PiyoPika566
talk to the hand

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Name: Stephanie
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Re: Check out what I won on ebay
Posted by kelleherkm
Dear God and all that is holy...your poor poor wife!
I hope she gets you back, Rich!!
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Posted 9/8/05 2:24 PM |
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HarleyGirlFLA
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Name: Mel
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Re: Check out what I won on ebay
Posted by DjPiLL
This is going to drive Vanessa NUTS. 
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4402930411&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1
At first you will think... oh its just a stupid Alarm Clock.
Well it is an alarm clock... but its a TALKING alarm clock. It also gives you the weather on the inside and outside.
So when the alarm goes off... it will say something like "Good morning. It is 7:30 a.m. The temperature outside is 55°. The weather will be sunny."
Ok... so you think... so what... big deal?
My favorite feature...
"Need reminding of the day's to-dos? Record up to eight six-second memos and they'll play after you hear the time and weather! "
So... not only will Vanessa think its nuts that i have a stupid talking alarm clock. I am going to record some "insructions" for Vanessa that will play right after the alarm goes off and says the weather.
I am thinking of stuff like..
"Vanessa... don't forget to do my laundry"
"Vanessa... don't forget we need to buy food"
"Vanessa... don't forget about our 8pm nookie appointment" 
I am going to have a field day with this thing!
Anyone have any suggestions? 
OMG THAT IS AWESOME!!!
I would so buy that alarm clock and annoy the hell out of my hubby. He'd probably throw it at me.. 
If he didnt throw my other talking alarm clock at me this one he may not
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Posted 9/8/05 9:05 PM |
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lvdolphins
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Re: Check out what I won on ebay
Posted by kelleherkm
Dear God and all that is holy...your poor poor wife!
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Posted 9/8/05 9:33 PM |
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dooodles
When you wish upon a star

Member since 5/05 11997 total posts
Name: Because 2 people fell in love
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Re: Check out what I won on ebay
Posted by DjPiLL
So... not only will Vanessa think its nuts that i have a stupid talking alarm clock. I am going to record some "insructions" for Vanessa that will play right after the alarm goes off and says the weather.
I am thinking of stuff like..
"Vanessa... don't forget to do my laundry"
"Vanessa... don't forget we need to buy food"
"Vanessa... don't forget about our 8pm nookie appointment" 
I am going to have a field day with this thing!
Anyone have any suggestions? 
I think I would have to kill you if I woke up to that!
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Posted 9/8/05 10:15 PM |
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