You don't need that epidural, here's a binky! (yes, another TomKat thread)

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Tom Cruise has secured a grownup-size pacifier to help Katie Holmes keep quiet during childbirth, insiders say.

Tom Cruise may have found a way to keep Katie Holmes from violating the precepts of Scientology and shrieking in pain when she gives birth to their child.
It's a specially crafted adult pacifier, reports Star magazine.

"He commissioned an adult-sized 'binky' for her to clench between her teeth, hoping that it'll squelch her screams," a source tells the mag. "In keeping with a Scientology silent birth, Tom is prepared to do whatever it takes to muffle Katie's moans and groans during the delivery."

Cruise's PR rep, Arnold Robinson, denied the existence of an adult pacifier. As for its manufacture, a spokeswoman for NYU's School of Dentistry told Lowdown: "We haven't heard of it, but it doesn't mean a dentist wouldn't do it."

Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, who died in 1986, discouraged painkillers during delivery and preached that birth should be silent to "save both the sanity of the mother and the child and safeguard the home to which they will go." The Scientology.org Web site explains: "Having a quiet, gentle birth is all about providing the best possible environment for the birthing mother and her new baby."

The alleged pacifier, which is reportedly made of plastic and molded to perfectly fit the 27-year-old Katie's mouth, could be deployed very soon. Cruise recently told a German television interviewer: "Katie could be having our baby at any minute."

And the 43-year-old Cruise - who three years ago spent several months wearing braces - likely knows a friendly orthodontist who could help get such a contraption made.

Star also reports that Holmes - with Scientology minder Jessica Rodriguez often at her side - has been spending long days at the Celebrity Centre in Hollywood and is under pressure to renounce her Catholic upbringing and fully embrace Scientology.

Re: You don't need that epidural, here's a binky! (yes, another TomKat thread)

Tom Cruise is SICK!!!!!
But she is even more crazy to go through with it.

I would tell DH BRING ON THE DRUGS!!!!

Re: You don't need that epidural, here's a binky! (yes, another TomKat thread)

I'm not saying drugs are for everyone one, but let's be realistic, it's painful.

I wonder, when Scientology men pass kidney stones, must they try to stay silent? I bet not, yet that's supposed to be the closest a man can come to understanding the pain of childbirth.

Re: You don't need that epidural, here's a binky! (yes, another TomKat thread)

I read this in the Daily News this morning and I was just sickened, sickened I tell ya!!

I pray that Katie does not suffer from Post Partum depression, since we all know how Tom feels about THAT JACKAZZ

Re: You don't need that epidural, here's a binky! (yes, another TomKat thread)

i'd like to see Tom squeeze a watermelon thru his penis without making a sound!!

Re: You don't need that epidural, here's a binky! (yes, another TomKat thread)

Posted by sarahsmommy



I'm not saying drugs are for everyone one, but let's be realistic, it's painful.

I wonder, when Scientology men pass kidney stones, must they try to stay silent? I bet not, yet that's supposed to be the closest a man can come to understanding the pain of childbirth.

Re: You don't need that epidural, here's a binky! (yes, another TomKat thread)

I swear the guy is a wackjob!

Re: You don't need that epidural, here's a binky! (yes, another TomKat thread)

Tom should take that huge pacifier and SHOVE IT UP HIS A S S.

Actually, knowing what Tom's really like, he'd probably like that

Seriously, someone should have taken him aside right after the "couch jumping" incident

Re: You don't need that epidural, here's a binky! (yes, another TomKat thread)

he is a total wack - but if she is willing to put up with it - who are we to say??

Re: You don't need that epidural, here's a binky! (yes, another TomKat thread)

Get the f* outta here a binky!!!! i swear if I was Katie I would bop Tom over the head with it!

Re: You don't need that epidural, here's a binky! (yes, another TomKat thread)

stop it

theyre outta control

Message edited 4/5/2006 7:45:53 PM.

Re: You don't need that epidural, here's a binky! (yes, another TomKat thread)

Scary!

Re: You don't need that epidural, here's a binky! (yes, another TomKat thread)

DId anyone else here, how the church of scientology is telling Cruise to lighten up??? And suggested he NOT be in the room with Katie while she is giving birth?

Apparently the religion is not as strict as it may seem...it is in fact TOM who is just being a royal PITA

Re: You don't need that epidural, here's a binky! (yes, another TomKat thread)

I would take that "adult pacifier" and shove right up his azz! (but he would probably enjoy it too much)

Re: You don't need that epidural, here's a binky! (yes, another TomKat thread)

Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH

Tom should take that huge pacifier and SHOVE IT UP HIS A S S.

Actually, knowing what Tom's really like, he'd probably like that

Seriously, someone should have taken him aside right after the "couch jumping" incident