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Ghetto Spelling Bee (again - cause we need a laugh today!)

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Ghetto Spelling Bee (again - cause we need a laugh today!)

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel -
>> I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.

2. Dictate -
>> My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb -
>> I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4 Foreclose -
>> If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum -
>> I had two Cadillacs, but my b!tch rectum both.

6. Disappointment -
>> My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis -
>> I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel -
>> Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "bullsh!t, that watch israel."

9. Undermine -
>> There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic -
>> When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq -
>>When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain -
>>My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify -
>>I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" She say "fortify."

14. Income -
>>I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:

> Today's word is: "OMELETTE"

> Let us use it in a sentence.

>>"I should pop yo @ss fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."



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Posted 2/15/06 3:15 PM
 
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Posted 2/15/06 3:16 PM
 

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Posted 2/15/06 3:18 PM
 

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that is HYSTERICAL!!!!!

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Posted 2/15/06 3:27 PM
 

JennChris
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Posted 2/15/06 3:29 PM
 

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Posted 2/15/06 3:37 PM
 

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Posted 2/15/06 3:44 PM
 

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Posted 2/15/06 4:21 PM
 

Eva Luna
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Posted 2/15/06 4:22 PM
 

Gertyrae
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Omelette...........Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon
OMG, I am PIMPing

Posted 2/15/06 5:50 PM
 

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