A little funny I received today

Men are like....

1. Men are like ........Laxatives ..... They irritate the **** out of
you.
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm
they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ......Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite
sure why.
5. Men are like .......Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, &they usually
head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they
say.
7. Men are like ......Department Stores .... Their clothes are always
1/2 off.
8. Men are like .......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to
mature.
9. Men are like ......Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign
of emotion.
10. Men are like .....Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a
little while.
11. Men are like ... Snowstorms .... You never know when they're
coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
13. Men are like ......Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped.

Re: A little funny I received today

I needed a little funny....it's very boring in my office today.