The Miracle of Toilet Paper
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lorich
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Name: Grammie says "Lora Gina"
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The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of automatically telling me it's not so,he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. ''How long will this take?" I ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ***, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid old man.
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Posted 9/29/06 2:05 PM |
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TreAnt427
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Name: Tracy
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
So funny - a guy from work just brought in a print out of this to work this morning!
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Posted 9/29/06 2:06 PM |
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Aga
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Name: Aga
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
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Posted 9/29/06 2:07 PM |
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