give me a joke..a funny picture.. SOMETHING!!!

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give me a joke..a funny picture.. SOMETHING!!!

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Re: give me a joke..a funny picture.. SOMETHING!!!

It's not much, but here's my kitty looking silly...
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Posted 11/18/05 5:02 PM

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Re: give me a joke..a funny picture.. SOMETHING!!!

I can tell - I think you & I are the only ones here on the board. While they aren't joke, I'm reposting funniest things out of my kids' mouths.

At eight months pregnant, I was waiting online in a store. Joseph pointed to my belly and said “Baby?”. I said “yes, that’s where the baby is.” He then pulled up my shirt, pointed to my belly button (which the pregnancy had turned to an outie) and said “Baby’s Nose?”
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With our summer schedules, our family missed several weeks of church. One Sunday, we got up extra earlier, dressed Joseph & Maddie and headed to church. We took our seats in a crowded church. The priest went to the altar, the altar boys rang their bells. Madeline (aged 2)clapped her hands and yelled “Ice Cream Man!”
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We were staying in the city one night. We looked out of our window and Joseph yelled "Mommy you can see the whole world from here" My husband said "Look Joe, it's the Empire State Building, do you want to go there?" He gasped, looked at me & said "The Vampire State Building? Is that where all of the vampires live?"
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When my daughter was born, my son was confused as to why she couldn't do the things he did - so we would say thing like "Madeline doesn't walk, but when she gets bigger she will" or "No Maddie doesn't talk, but when she gets bigger she will"

I was changing her & my son said "Maddie doesn't have a penis?" and I said "that's right she doesn't." He said "She has 2 heinies?" and before I could answer he said to her "Don't worry, when you get bigger, you'll have a penis"
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but the single funniest thing -

On a scorching hot summer day, my 3 year old son asked me “What is air?” I explained that air is what we breathe in, it’s made of of oxygen, etc. Then he asked “what is wind?” I said “If there is a lot of air, it blows the trees and that is wind or a windy day.” Then he said “so a foggy day means there is a lot of fog?” I said “Exactly!”

Later on my husband (who is somewhat overweight) was mowing the lawn. He took his shirt off. My son looked at his dad, turned to me and said “Daddy is very skinny.” Surprised, because he’s NOT skinny, I said “Why would you say that?” He replied “He has a LOT of skin.”

Posted 11/18/05 5:03 PM

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Re: give me a joke..a funny picture.. SOMETHING!!!

Posted by nrthshgrl

I can tell - I think you & I are the only ones here on the board. While they aren't joke, I'm reposting funniest things out of my kids' mouths.

At eight months pregnant, I was waiting online in a store. Joseph pointed to my belly and said “Baby?”. I said “yes, that’s where the baby is.” He then pulled up my shirt, pointed to my belly button (which the pregnancy had turned to an outie) and said “Baby’s Nose?”
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With our summer schedules, our family missed several weeks of church. One Sunday, we got up extra earlier, dressed Joseph & Maddie and headed to church. We took our seats in a crowded church. The priest went to the altar, the altar boys rang their bells. Madeline (aged 2)clapped her hands and yelled “Ice Cream Man!”
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We were staying in the city one night. We looked out of our window and Joseph yelled "Mommy you can see the whole world from here" My husband said "Look Joe, it's the Empire State Building, do you want to go there?" He gasped, looked at me & said "The Vampire State Building? Is that where all of the vampires live?"
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When my daughter was born, my son was confused as to why she couldn't do the things he did - so we would say thing like "Madeline doesn't walk, but when she gets bigger she will" or "No Maddie doesn't talk, but when she gets bigger she will"

I was changing her & my son said "Maddie doesn't have a penis?" and I said "that's right she doesn't." He said "She has 2 heinies?" and before I could answer he said to her "Don't worry, when you get bigger, you'll have a penis"
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but the single funniest thing -

On a scorching hot summer day, my 3 year old son asked me “What is air?” I explained that air is what we breathe in, it’s made of of oxygen, etc. Then he asked “what is wind?” I said “If there is a lot of air, it blows the trees and that is wind or a windy day.” Then he said “so a foggy day means there is a lot of fog?” I said “Exactly!”

Later on my husband (who is somewhat overweight) was mowing the lawn. He took his shirt off. My son looked at his dad, turned to me and said “Daddy is very skinny.” Surprised, because he’s NOT skinny, I said “Why would you say that?” He replied “He has a LOT of skin.”

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ETA: When I was teaching pre-school I had one of my students washing her hands in the bathroom. I handed her a paper towel, she looks at my hand, then at my engagement ring, then up @ me..
"Is that a rock?" She asked..
I wanted to laugh but I just looked at her, smiled, and said "thats my wedding ring". Chat Icon