We appreciate you telling us today that you will be out tomorrow (its definitely not as bad as the time you gave us 1 days notice that you would be out a whole week), but you have a wedding to go to and i'm assuming you knew about it before last night. since half the office will be out, i will be left with doing your job as well as 2 other peoples. thanks so very much for screwing me over.

sincerely,
your grateful coworker.