LIFamilies.com - Long Island, NY


RSS
Articles Business Directory Blog Real Estate Community Forum Shop My Family Contests

Log In Chat Index Search Rules Lingo Create Account

Quick navigation:   

Tuesday Funny

Posted By Message

Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!

Member since 5/05

22334 total posts

Name:
Professional Aunts No Kids

Tuesday Funny

Two women, just newly arrived at the pearly gates, are comparing stories on how they died and reached Heaven.

1st woman: "I froze to death."

2nd woman: "How horrible!"

1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"

2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband of cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. Instead,I found him all by himself in the living room watching TV."

1st woman: "So what happened?"

2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there, I started hunting all over the house. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every cupboard and checked under all the beds."
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."

1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive!"

Posted 4/4/06 11:45 AM
 
Long Island Weddings
Long Island's Largest Bridal Resource

capricorn75
J-E-T-S

Member since 5/05

1645 total posts

Name:

Re: Tuesday Funny

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/4/06 11:45 AM
 

Maathy317
Grammie's Little Man

Member since 2/06

3235 total posts

Name:
D

Re: Tuesday Funny

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/4/06 11:47 AM
 

raken40
soooo in love:)

Member since 5/05

4369 total posts

Name:
Karen

Re: Tuesday Funny

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/4/06 12:01 PM
 

GenLCSW
Baby # 3 is here!!!

Member since 7/05

21138 total posts

Name:
Genna

Re: Tuesday Funny

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/4/06 12:41 PM
 

LAMGAJ28
.

Member since 10/05

6039 total posts

Name:

Re: Tuesday Funny

Chat Icon

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/4/06 12:42 PM
 

Summer05
LIF Adult

Member since 5/05

2320 total posts

Name:

Re: Tuesday Funny

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/4/06 1:31 PM
 

MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.

Member since 5/05

26170 total posts

Name:
MrsERod™®

Re: Tuesday Funny

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/4/06 1:33 PM
 

Christine
2nd verse same as the 1st

Member since 5/05

15287 total posts

Name:

Re: Tuesday Funny

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/4/06 1:35 PM
 
 

Potentially Related Topics:

Topic Posted By Started Replies Forum
A Tuesday Funny Shorty 3/21/06 3 Families Helping Families ™
a Tuesday funny Myrockette 11/1/05 6 Families Helping Families ™
Typoglycemia: A Tuesday funny baghag 5/17/05 8 Families Helping Families ™
Funny story..... Anniegrl 3/22/06 9 Pregnancy
Funny (stolen from LIW) Shorty 3/22/06 7 Families Helping Families ™
I'm a newbie with a funny story tjspidur1 3/19/06 8 TTC
 
Quick navigation:   
Currently 423126 users on the LIFamilies.com Chat
New Businesses
1 More Rep
Carleton Hall of East Islip
J&A Building Services
LaraMae Health Coaching
Sonic Wellness
Julbaby Photography LLC
Ideal Uniforms
Teresa Geraghty Photography
Camelot Dream Homes
Long Island Wedding Boutique
MB Febus- Rodan & Fields
Camp Harbor
Market America-Shop.com
ACM Basement Waterproofing
Travel Tom

      Follow LIWeddings on Facebook

      Follow LIFamilies on Twitter
Long Island Bridal Shows