luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
Member since 5/05 21840 total posts
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To a brand new year to a healthier me
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The very first BlondeGUY joke and well worth the wait!
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait! An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing
construction
work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They
were
eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm
going
to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos
again!
If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I
get
a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned
beef
and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped,
too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped
to
his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said,
"If
I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and
cabbage, I
never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given
him
tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so
much. (Oh this is GOOD! Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
blonde's
wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
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julz33
i run for bacon
Member since 5/05 20584 total posts
Name:
julz
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Re: The very first BlondeGUY joke and well worth the wait!
I have heard this joke before, except the "blonde" guy was Polish and his sandwich was kielbasa!
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