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Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad Office Christmas Party

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butterfly22
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Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad Office Christmas Party

10. Eggnog smells suspiciously like Liquid Paper.
9. Anyone caught under mistletoe gets choked by Latrell Sprewell.
8. Because of "corporate downsizing," Santa is only 120 pounds.
7. Only food available is something called "reindeer kebabs."
6. Last time you saw this much sucking up was on the Tommy Lee-Pamela Anderson videotape.
5. Christmas tree is just a fat intern in a green sweater.
4. For the 16th year in a row, the Canadian band leader has passed out in the eggnog.
3. Thanks to the alcohol-free punch, not a single butt gets photocopied.
2. Boss offers to give you a raise, and he's not talking about money.
1. It's held every year on July 23rd.

Posted 11/15/05 11:25 AM
 
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Shelly
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Re: Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad Office Christmas Party

Cute!!

Posted 11/15/05 11:26 AM
 

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Re: Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad Office Christmas Party

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Posted 11/15/05 11:28 AM
 

GenLCSW
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Posted 11/15/05 4:07 PM
 

Kirsten
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Kirsten

Re: Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad Office Christmas Party

#10 = my company

last year ours was on feburary 17. ok so not july but still

Posted 11/15/05 4:22 PM
 
 

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