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reggie
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very cute post.....

Subject: FW: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
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>> Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
>>
>>
>>1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
>>boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost
>>instantly removed.
>>
>>2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
>>someone else to hold them while you chop away.
>>
>>3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
>>few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
>>timer.
>>
>>4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
>>rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
>>
>>5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
>>be afraid to cough.
>>
>>6. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
>>forget
>>about the toothache.
>>
>>Sometimes we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
>>
>>You only need two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and
>>should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
>>
>>Also remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. If you
>>woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
>>
>>And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know
>>when
>>you might need them to empty your bedpan.
>>
>>

Posted 6/24/06 10:07 PM
 
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Posted 6/24/06 10:10 PM
 

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Posted 6/24/06 10:11 PM
 

Wendy1220
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5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

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Posted 6/24/06 10:17 PM
 

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Posted 6/24/06 10:52 PM
 

jenny
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5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

I laughed so hard at this one I almost peed in my pants!!

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Posted 6/24/06 11:16 PM
 

kms717
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Posted 6/24/06 11:20 PM
 

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Posted 6/25/06 3:08 PM
 

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