Fun Spinoff to people who are rude. Ok PG Ladies, time to vent. When people say rude things to you, what do you wish you can say back???

We should all think of witty comebacks for these inconsiderate people.


Here are a few I would like to say:

"You must be having a girl because you carry a girl in your hips and butt"
-Comeback: "what is your excuse for having wide hips and a huge a$$???"

"You must be having a girl because they s-ck the beauty out of you"
Comeback: "you must have only had girls only then"

Message edited 1/24/2006 11:07:07 AM.

Re: Fun Spinoff to people who are rude. Ok PG Ladies, time to vent. When people say rude things to you, what do you wish you can say back???

I guess I am the only one who is hormonal today.

Re: Fun Spinoff to people who are rude. Ok PG Ladies, time to vent. When people say rude things to you, what do you wish you can say back???

I'm not showing yet but the one coworker that knows I'm pregnant is trying to convince me to cover my desk with Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Potato chips, etc so it looks like I'm eating all the time. She wants to see what is said to me as I start to show.

Re: Fun Spinoff to people who are rude. Ok PG Ladies, time to vent. When people say rude things to you, what do you wish you can say back???

"Wow, You got big"
Come back: Really? Why would you say that?

I know i have more..I guess I am hormonal too



ETA: "what do you mean you aren't hungry? You're Pregnant! SHouldn't you be craving something!"

Message edited 1/24/2006 11:15:50 AM.

Re: Fun Spinoff to people who are rude. Ok PG Ladies, time to vent. When people say rude things to you, what do you wish you can say back???

When a co-worker found out I was PG, she said "I knew your face looked fuller", I actually said in response "you mean fatter?" and that made her feel bad.....good!

I have a friend who has a 2 1/2 year old, so you think she would know better, but when I told her I was wearing a size large pants from Motherhood and they were so comfy, she said I NEVER fit into a large, not even when I was 9 months, they were HUGE on me!!! What the heck is that?? I had no comeback but I wish I did....

Re: Fun Spinoff to people who are rude. Ok PG Ladies, time to vent. When people say rude things to you, what do you wish you can say back???

I really wish I had some good comebacks for these people. My problem is that I'm so shocked by what they have said that I stand there for a second, stunned, just trying to process their inappropriate comments. I tell DH all the time he needs to give me lessons in "good comebacks".

Re: Fun Spinoff to people who are rude. Ok PG Ladies, time to vent. When people say rude things to you, what do you wish you can say back???

I often wish I could speak my mind..

"wow, you got big"
--"No $h!t sherlock my first was over 10lbs and I am due in three weeks.
--Thanks and did I mention I lost five pounds.

My cousin said this the other day..
"I am so unhappy about the size of my legs.. they are fricken huge."

Her thighs are the size of my cankles.. I wanted to jump through the phone and beat her.

Message edited 1/24/2006 7:45:32 PM.

Re: Fun Spinoff to people who are rude. Ok PG Ladies, time to vent. When people say rude things to you, what do you wish you can say back???

Here's One:
A guy at my work put his hand on my belly and said "Oh when are you due!!" I hate this as it is my belly you don't need to touch.
Response: Put my hand on his belly and said "About the same time as you!" and walked away.

Question: Are you eating enough you don't look large enough?
Answer: Really you look like your eating enough for the three of us.

Comment: your belly is getting bigger by the moment.
Response: FUnny so is your head

Comment: If a million and one women can deliver a baby naturally so can you.
Response: If a million and one women were to shoot a watermelon out of their *** by choice would you do it.

Comment:Your definetly having a girl. I can tell by how tired and bloated you look.
Answer: Aww...well no I am having a boy but whats your excuse.

Re: Fun Spinoff to people who are rude. Ok PG Ladies, time to vent. When people say rude things to you, what do you wish you can say back???