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MelToddJulia
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Member since 7/05 29064 total posts
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Mel
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Funny E-mail (Poems)
FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And forever be my very best friend.
MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
With huge boobs who owns a
Liquor store and a fishing boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s hit.
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ChristineR
New Year, New Beginnings!
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Christine
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Stefanie
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Re: Funny E-mail (Poems)
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krwm
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Snozberry
I might steal your diamonds
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Melissa
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Re: Funny E-mail (Poems)
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