|
| Posted By |
Message |
elyssa222
******
Member since 5/05 1541 total posts
Name:
|
pick up line comebacks
Female comebacks to male pick up lines
Man:
Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:
Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man:
Is this seat empty?
Woman:
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man:
Your place or mine?
Woman:
Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man:
So, what do you do for a living?
Woman:
I'm a female impersonator.
Man:
Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman:
Do not enter.
Man:
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman:
Unfertilized
Man:
Your body is like a temple.
Woman:
Sorry, there are no services today.
Man:
I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman:
But would you stay there?
Man:
If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman:
If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
|
Posted 8/31/05 6:19 PM  |
| |
|
Long Island Weddings
Long Island's Largest Bridal Resource |
Diane
Hope is Contagious....catch it
Member since 5/05 30683 total posts
Name:
D
|
Re: pick up line comebacks
Those are SO FUNNY!!!!
|
| Posted 8/31/05 6:20 PM |
| |
|
Potentially Related Topics:
Currently 309527 users on the LIFamilies.com Chat
|
