Bebalina
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Joke: Breaking up is so hard to do... don't let it happen to you
BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO . . . DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU
A man is driving home from work when he sees a car on the side of the
road,
on its roof, and flames all around. He stops his car and walks over
to the
wreck. Inside is a beautiful woman in the car who's bleeding to
death, so he
rushes her to the hospital.
Six months she lies in the hospital, and he is with her every day and
every
night. He donated blood regularly to keep her alive. Eventually, she
recovers fully, and they get married.
Life is good for a few years, until one day she gets fed up and
decides to
leave him. He only loves money, and she knows she is just a trophy
wife. She
comes down the stairs, struggling with her two suitcases, reaching
into her
pocket for the keys to the Jaguar, "I'm leaving you," she says.
"Oh really, and how are you going to leave? The keys in your hand are
for
the Jaguar I paid for. It's my car. You are not taking it anywhere."
"Fine," she says, and throws the keys at him.
"And those bulging suitcases, The clothes you are wearing, Everything
I've
paid for. They are my suitcases and my clothes. You're not taking
them
anywhere."
"Fine," she says, throws the suitcases at him, strips off her clothes
and
throws them at him, too.
"And the blood in your body, I sat with you for six months in the
hospital.
You know half of the blood is mine. You're not going anywhere."
She quickly pulled out her tampon, threw it in his face and
said........"I'll pay you back in monthly installments."
Message edited 1/12/2006 11:55:06 AM.
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and ewwwwwwwww 
