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Shorty
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I can't believe I forgot to share a funny story!
On Saturday, around 1pm, I was just getting home from work. My parents are having kitchen work done, and there were several men standing in the driveway as I walked up.
Now, I was in NO MOOD. AF, work at 6:45am, and it was freezing out. This one a-hole of a guy looked me up and down and said (in Spanish), "mmmm nice boobs - flat azz though".
I can understand those words from working in a pizzeria when I was younger, but I can't speak a word of Spanish, so I just let it go.
I went to my computer, got my Spanish exchange student to give me something reallllly good...lol
I went back downstairs - looked the guy STRAIGHT in the eyes and told him that his boobies were pretty nice too - and the next time he feels the need to even LOOK at 'em, he'll be running HIS flat azz down the driveway while Daddy gets his bat!!!
hahahhahaha
The look on his face was priceless. He didn't say anything the rest of the day!!!!
My Dad kept giving him the Italian father "look" - it was damn good. 
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Jessica
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Re: I can't believe I forgot to share a funny story!
Good for you!!!!
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| Posted 3/6/06 7:18 PM |
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Bri
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Brianne
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Re: I can't believe I forgot to share a funny story!
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MrsSchwags
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Re: I can't believe I forgot to share a funny story!
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Marcie
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Re: I can't believe I forgot to share a funny story!
OMG!!!
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| Posted 3/6/06 7:24 PM |
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mommy2Alex
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Re: I can't believe I forgot to share a funny story!
That is hysterical
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| Posted 3/6/06 7:35 PM |
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Re: I can't believe I forgot to share a funny story!
OMG! That is funny but unbelievable that hed say that to someone who is employing him!!!!
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| Posted 3/6/06 7:36 PM |
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Summer05
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Re: I can't believe I forgot to share a funny story!
That is too funny!!!
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| Posted 3/6/06 7:39 PM |
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MelToddJulia
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Re: I can't believe I forgot to share a funny story!
Thats so funny!
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| Posted 3/6/06 7:58 PM |
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Shorty
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Re: I can't believe I forgot to share a funny story!
Posted by missus-hbradio
OMG! That is funny but unbelievable that hed say that to someone who is employing him!!!!
i KNOW, right?
He was one of the workers - I wonder what the owner/head guy would've done if he'd heard that!!!!
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