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Doctor Humor (gloomy morning joke)

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neenie

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Doctor Humor (gloomy morning joke)

Ole was working at the fish plant up nort in Dulut when he accidently cut off all ten of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in the Clinic and when he got there the Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do."

Ole said, "I haven't got da fingers."

"What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers?" he said. "Lord - it's 2005! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?"

To which Ole says........ (Are you ready for this???)

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"How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up?

Posted 10/8/05 11:04 AM
 
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Posted 10/8/05 11:49 AM
 

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Posted 10/8/05 12:17 PM
 

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Posted 10/8/05 12:44 PM
 

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Posted 10/9/05 9:35 AM
 
 

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