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Diva
I am what I am
Member since 12/05 2825 total posts
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Jennifer
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I cant believe my dad just sent this to me!!
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ..Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .....Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .....Blenders ... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ..Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ......Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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Kate
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Kate
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Re: I cant believe my dad just sent this to me!!
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baghag
:P
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Re: I cant believe my dad just sent this to me!!
Cool dad!
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| Posted 3/17/06 12:14 PM |
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LAMGAJ28
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mrsmck
Be a big girl!
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Donna
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Re: I cant believe my dad just sent this to me!!
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PupettaBella
LIF Adolescent
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Paula
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Re: I cant believe my dad just sent this to me!!
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| Posted 3/17/06 9:10 PM |
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neenie
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Re: I cant believe my dad just sent this to me!!
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| Posted 3/17/06 9:13 PM |
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evenedan
Need a little sunshine
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Re: I cant believe my dad just sent this to me!!
I love the last one!
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| Posted 3/17/06 9:24 PM |
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
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Re: I cant believe my dad just sent this to me!!
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MelToddJulia
Love my Family!
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Mel
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Re: I cant believe my dad just sent this to me!!
Funny!
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| Posted 3/17/06 9:44 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
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Jennifer
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Re: I cant believe my dad just sent this to me!!
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nrthshgrl
It goes fast. Pay attention.
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Re: I cant believe my dad just sent this to me!!
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| Posted 3/17/06 10:30 PM |
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oakslady
LIF Adult
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Re: I cant believe my dad just sent this to me!!
LMAO
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| Posted 3/17/06 10:39 PM |
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dooodles
When you wish upon a star
Member since 5/05 11997 total posts
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Because 2 people fell in love
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Re: I cant believe my dad just sent this to me!!
Jen, how is Dad doing???
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| Posted 3/18/06 9:12 AM |
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