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HeathKernandez
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7 classic star wars characters who totally dropped the bal
WORTH the read.... VERY FUNNY.
Especially if you are a fan of star wars and sarcasm. 
excerpt:
his fat sweaty blood is on your hands, Princess
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freshstuff
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Re: 7 classic star wars characters who totally dropped the bal
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Re: 7 classic star wars characters who totally dropped the bal
Message edited 11/29/2011 6:40:53 PM.
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| Posted 7/29/09 2:07 PM |
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HeathKernandez
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Re: 7 classic star wars characters who totally dropped the bal
Posted by imthekevinofcindyandkevin
"Anybody not killed by flaming debris from the planet-slaughtering explosion will quickly freeze to death or suffocate in the sudden lack of atmosphere, and any ships that manage to escape would be vaporized by the Death Star. This is a fantastic plan and it would've brought the house down like Whitesnake.
right... I love nerdy BRILLIANT blogs like this.
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| Posted 7/29/09 2:19 PM |
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HeathKernandez
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Re: 7 classic star wars characters who totally dropped the bal
This would be a sterling approach if Jabba were trying to go to war with the Rebellion, but seeing as how he's just a sleazy racketeer whose entire operation amounts to little more than a hotel/casino on Tatooine, he probably could've used a few more advisors.
Preferably one that didn't look like a vampire penis...
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| Posted 7/29/09 2:22 PM |
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DirtyBlonde
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Re: 7 classic star wars characters who totally dropped the bal
cracked is the best site ever
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| Posted 7/29/09 2:23 PM |
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Porrruss
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Re: 7 classic star wars characters who totally dropped the bal
The sand vagina....... classic
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MeNBobs
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Re: 7 classic star wars characters who totally dropped the bal
This blog makes me wish I watched Star Wars.
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| Posted 7/29/09 2:29 PM |
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Re: 7 classic star wars characters who totally dropped the bal
That was great!!!! 
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| Posted 7/29/09 2:36 PM |
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dbleplay17
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Re: 7 classic star wars characters who totally dropped the bal
Love it!
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Re: 7 classic star wars characters who totally dropped the bal
DH thanks you. He got a big kick out of it.
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Ophelia
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Re: 7 classic star wars characters who totally dropped the bal
snitches get stiches. also, we strangle them.
MUST.
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BOMB.
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| Posted 7/29/09 5:20 PM |
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HeathKernandez
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Re: 7 classic star wars characters who totally dropped the bal
Posted by Ophelia
snitches get stiches. also, we strangle them.
MUST.
SHOW.
THE.
BOMB.
That was my favorite *one*
Chewie is an alien monster roughly the size of a doorframe with murderous rage tap-dancing around in his brain. We're surprised he didn't just start bludgeoning Lando to death with his manacles as soon as the Imperial guards were dispatched.
Leia is about a remark away from telling Chewie to snap Lando's head off like a Pez dispenser when he finally manages to gurgle out his plan to save Han. Had Lando simply gone over this before unchaining Chewbacca's giant meathooks, the "throttling" faux pas could've been avoided.
Tell the bomb I say hello...
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