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chelle
It's a Good Life
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Isn't it obvious?
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A funny for today...
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, she had the
man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years
old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, " well your
Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't
help notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said,
"The Double Mint Twins are Coming", and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment
will reduce the swelling, and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's
Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
accident"...I just lost it."
CASE DISMISSED!
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Lesigh
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Re: A funny for today...
Priceless!
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waterspout4
My loves
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Kelly
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Re: A funny for today...
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| Posted 4/28/07 2:41 PM |
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