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A funny joke lol

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EckoRed81504
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April

A funny joke lol

I posted it on liw already lol

why did the girl fall off the swing?

























Beacuse she had no arms.
lol I know it's mean but I bet you laughed

Posted 4/22/08 11:19 PM
 
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MarathonKnitter
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Re: A funny joke lol

i did laugh


and i respond with....


where do you find a dog with no legs??







the same place you left him.
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Posted 4/23/08 12:06 AM
 

ArmyOfBabies
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Jeri

Re: A funny joke lol

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?





































No idea!

Get it?!?!?!

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Posted 4/23/08 12:30 AM
 

HoneyBadger
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Re: A funny joke lol

This thread is going from bad to worse but I have to admit, I did laugh as I progressively read the jokes.

I know, I'm sad.

Posted 4/23/08 12:59 AM
 

MsSissy
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Re: A funny joke lol

Posted by Jennie0898

This thread is going from bad to worse but I have to admit, I did laugh as I progressively read the jokes.

I know, I'm sad.



I agree and so did IChat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/23/08 8:37 AM
 

GoldenRod
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Shawn

Re: A funny joke lol

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs...

...in front of the door?
Matt

...in a ditch?
Phil

...in your hot tub?
Stu

...on your BBQ grill?
Frank

...waterskiing
Skip

...on a beach?
Sandy

...in a pool?
Bob

...on the wall?
Art

...in a pile of leaves?
Russell

Same guy after 6 months?
Pete

What do you call two guys with no arms & no legs hanging on a wall?
Curt 'n Rod

What do you call a guy with no legs and one arm, holding up your car?
Jack

What do you call a guy with no feet?
Neil

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter that the other?
Eileen


What Do You call The Dog With No Arms and No Legs?
It Doesn't Matter, He Won't Come!

What Do You Call The Creature With No Arms And No Legs Living In a Lake?
A Fish!


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Posted 4/23/08 2:36 PM
 

HoneyBadger
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Re: A funny joke lol

And I continue to giggle at every single one of these jokes.

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Posted 4/23/08 2:37 PM
 

EckoRed81504
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April

Re: A funny joke lol

haha

Posted 4/23/08 2:38 PM
 

My4GirlsMyLife
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Valerie

Re: A funny joke lol

Posted by Jennie0898

And I continue to giggle at every single one of these jokes.

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same here Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/23/08 2:39 PM
 

My4GirlsMyLife
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Valerie

Re: A funny joke lol

Whats the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?



















snowballs

Posted 4/23/08 2:40 PM
 
 

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