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A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....
So, today I decide to venture into rectal thermometer land... I read the directions a hundred times, lube the thermometer up with A&D ointment, take a deep breath, and go for it...
I'm standing there, watching the numbers go, and think - well, this isn;t so hard... Cailen doesn't seem uncomfortable... I'm like, I can do this!
Then, I stand there with my mouth open in shock as I watch my son proceed to pee ALL over his face!!!!!!
You live and learn... the next time around, I put a receiving blanket over his little doo dad.
Yup - another new mom experience!
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Posted 6/21/07 8:19 PM |
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an9elic
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....
haha, the 1st time that happens to me when i have a son i will probably for days.
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Posted 6/21/07 8:21 PM |
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Laura1
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....
Oh no! Poor baby doesnt feel good and pees on his face Hope he feels better
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Posted 6/21/07 8:22 PM |
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MsMBV
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....
Oh wow that is too much!
The first time I used a rectal DS tried so hard to push it out that he pooped
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Posted 6/21/07 8:22 PM |
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an9elic
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....
Posted by MsMBV
Oh wow that is too much!
The first time I used a rectal DS tried so hard to push it out that he pooped
lol- yeah the rectal stimulation usually helps them poop... when theyre having trouble going its actually a good way to help move things along.... but only when really necessary.
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Posted 6/21/07 8:24 PM |
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robcoll1002
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....
I'm sorry I just laughed so hard Poor Cailen! He's probably saying this mommy person is sticking something up my butt and made me pee on my face.
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Posted 6/21/07 8:26 PM |
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BaroqueMama
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....
OMG!
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Posted 6/21/07 8:30 PM |
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cgdg61606
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....
The first time I used rectal thermometer, my son pooped too! The exact second I was going to put it in - I didn't even have a change to insert it yet!
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Posted 6/21/07 8:30 PM |
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pinkandblue
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....
Posted by lipglossjunky73
So, today I decide to venture into rectal thermometer land... I read the directions a hundred times, lube the thermometer up with A&D ointment, take a deep breath, and go for it...
I'm standing there, watching the numbers go, and think - well, this isn;t so hard... Cailen doesn't seem uncomfortable... I'm like, I can do this!
Then, I stand there with my mouth open in shock as I watch my son proceed to pee ALL over his face!!!!!!
You live and learn... the next time around, I put a receiving blanket over his little doo dad.
Yup - another new mom experience!
great visual.....
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Posted 6/21/07 8:34 PM |
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pinkandblue
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....
Posted by drama-mama
Posted by MsMBV
Oh wow that is too much!
The first time I used a rectal DS tried so hard to push it out that he pooped
lol- yeah the rectal stimulation usually helps them poop... when theyre having trouble going its actually a good way to help move things along.... but only when really necessary.
rectal stim was a lifesaver for me on many occasions.....
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Posted 6/21/07 8:35 PM |
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FelAndJon
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....
OMG, I know this is an old post but I am cracking up here! Liza, I just want to know, did you learn your lesson?
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2BEANS
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Posted 1/25/08 4:24 PM |
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Posted by FelAndJon
OMG, I know this is an old post but I am cracking up here! Liza, I just want to know, did you learn your lesson?
It only took a few more times!
When I saw this I was like - am I on drugs, cuz I dont remember posting anything like this today with the subject title....
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Posted 1/25/08 4:26 PM |
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Bklyngrl
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Posted 1/25/08 4:34 PM |
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lvdolphins
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Posted 1/25/08 4:37 PM |
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FelAndJon
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Posted by lipglossjunky73
It only took a few more times!
When I saw this I was like - am I on drugs, cuz I dont remember posting anything like this today with the subject title....
It was a "related topic" to something I was looking at (I have no idea what it was ). I am still laughing about it (sorry Cailen!) because I can totally picture Jeremy doing that too!
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Posted 1/25/08 4:43 PM |
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Posted 1/25/08 4:48 PM |
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Selden78
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....
thats a cute story
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Posted 1/25/08 5:20 PM |
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Posted by FelAndJon
Posted by lipglossjunky73
It only took a few more times!
When I saw this I was like - am I on drugs, cuz I dont remember posting anything like this today with the subject title....
It was a "related topic" to something I was looking at (I have no idea what it was ). I am still laughing about it (sorry Cailen!) because I can totally picture Jeremy doing that too!
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Posted 1/25/08 7:20 PM |
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