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A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....

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lipglossjunky73
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A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....

So, today I decide to venture into rectal thermometer land... I read the directions a hundred times, lube the thermometer up with A&D ointment, take a deep breath, and go for it...

I'm standing there, watching the numbers go, and think - well, this isn;t so hard...
Cailen doesn't seem uncomfortable... I'm like, I can do this!

Then, I stand there with my mouth open in shock as I watch my son proceed to pee ALL over his face!!!!!!


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You live and learn... the next time around, I put a receiving blanket over his little doo dad.

Yup - another new mom experience!

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Posted 6/21/07 8:19 PM
 
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an9elic
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....

haha, the 1st time that happens to me when i have a son i will probably Chat Icon for days.

Posted 6/21/07 8:21 PM
 

Laura1
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....

Oh no! Poor baby doesnt feel good and pees on his faceChat Icon
Hope he feels better

Posted 6/21/07 8:22 PM
 

MsMBV
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....

Oh wow that is too much!

The first time I used a rectal DS tried so hard to push it out that he poopedChat Icon

Posted 6/21/07 8:22 PM
 

an9elic
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....

Posted by MsMBV

Oh wow that is too much!

The first time I used a rectal DS tried so hard to push it out that he poopedChat Icon



lol- yeah the rectal stimulation usually helps them poop... when theyre having trouble going its actually a good way to help move things along.... but only when really necessary.

Posted 6/21/07 8:24 PM
 

robcoll1002
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....

I'm sorry I just laughed so hardChat Icon Chat Icon Poor Cailen! He's probably saying this mommy person is sticking something up my butt and made me pee on my face.

Posted 6/21/07 8:26 PM
 

BaroqueMama
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....

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Posted 6/21/07 8:30 PM
 

cgdg61606
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....

The first time I used rectal thermometer, my son pooped too! The exact second I was going to put it in - I didn't even have a change to insert it yet!

Posted 6/21/07 8:30 PM
 

pinkandblue
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....

Posted by lipglossjunky73

So, today I decide to venture into rectal thermometer land... I read the directions a hundred times, lube the thermometer up with A&D ointment, take a deep breath, and go for it...

I'm standing there, watching the numbers go, and think - well, this isn;t so hard...
Cailen doesn't seem uncomfortable... I'm like, I can do this!

Then, I stand there with my mouth open in shock as I watch my son proceed to pee ALL over his face!!!!!!


Chat Icon

You live and learn... the next time around, I put a receiving blanket over his little doo dad.

Yup - another new mom experience!

Chat Icon



Chat Icon great visual.....

Posted 6/21/07 8:34 PM
 

pinkandblue
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....

Posted by drama-mama

Posted by MsMBV

Oh wow that is too much!

The first time I used a rectal DS tried so hard to push it out that he poopedChat Icon



lol- yeah the rectal stimulation usually helps them poop... when theyre having trouble going its actually a good way to help move things along.... but only when really necessary.



rectal stim was a lifesaver for me on many occasions.....Chat Icon

Posted 6/21/07 8:35 PM
 

FelAndJon
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....

OMG, I know this is an old post but I am cracking up here! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon
Liza, I just want to know, did you learn your lesson? Chat Icon

Posted 1/25/08 4:23 PM
 

2BEANS
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....

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Posted 1/25/08 4:24 PM
 

lipglossjunky73
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....

Posted by FelAndJon

OMG, I know this is an old post but I am cracking up here! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon
Liza, I just want to know, did you learn your lesson? Chat Icon




It only took a few more times! Chat Icon

When I saw this I was like - am I on drugs, cuz I dont remember posting anything like this today with the subject title....Chat Icon

Posted 1/25/08 4:26 PM
 

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Posted 1/25/08 4:34 PM
 

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Posted 1/25/08 4:37 PM
 

FelAndJon
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Felice (aka LuckyBride2004)

Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....

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It only took a few more times! Chat Icon

When I saw this I was like - am I on drugs, cuz I dont remember posting anything like this today with the subject title....Chat Icon


It was a "related topic" to something I was looking at (I have no idea what it was Chat Icon ). I am still laughing about it (sorry Cailen!) because I can totally picture Jeremy doing that too! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 1/25/08 4:43 PM
 

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Posted 1/25/08 4:48 PM
 

Selden78
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....

thats a cute story

Posted 1/25/08 5:20 PM
 

lipglossjunky73
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Re: A funny little laugh for all the new mommies....

Posted by FelAndJon

Posted by lipglossjunky73




It only took a few more times! Chat Icon

When I saw this I was like - am I on drugs, cuz I dont remember posting anything like this today with the subject title....Chat Icon



It was a "related topic" to something I was looking at (I have no idea what it was Chat Icon ). I am still laughing about it (sorry Cailen!) because I can totally picture Jeremy doing that too! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon


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Posted 1/25/08 7:20 PM
 
 

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