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MarathonKnitter
HAPPY
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EMBRACING CHANGE
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a little humor... God, I've got a problem
EVE: "I've got a problem."
GOD: "What's the problem, Eve?"
EVE: "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and
all of these wonderful animals as well as that hilarious comedic snake,
but I'm just not happy."
GOD: "And why is that Eve?"
EVE: "I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
GOD: "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man
for you."
EVE: "Man? What is that?"
GOD: "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be
vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster
and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way
that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will
revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He
won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think
properly."
EVE: "Sounds great," but what's the catch?"
GOD: "Well. .. you can have him on one condition."
EVE: "And what's that, dear God?"
GOD: "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring... so you'll
have to let him believe that I made him first.
And it will have to be our little secret... you know, woman to woman."
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Christine
2nd verse same as the 1st
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Re: a little humor... God, I've got a problem
very cute!
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| Posted 4/30/08 12:07 PM |
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RadioLau
LIF Adult
Member since 4/07 2179 total posts
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Laura
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Re: a little humor... God, I've got a problem
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| Posted 4/30/08 12:16 PM |
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baghag
:P
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Re: a little humor... God, I've got a problem
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| Posted 4/30/08 12:21 PM |
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MsSissy
xoxoxo
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Re: a little humor... God, I've got a problem
cute
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| Posted 4/30/08 12:22 PM |
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Shelly
She's 7!!!
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Re: a little humor... God, I've got a problem
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| Posted 4/30/08 12:25 PM |
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HoneyBadger
YourWorstNightmare.
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BahBahBlackJeep
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Re: a little humor... God, I've got a problem
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| Posted 4/30/08 12:28 PM |
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Jax430
Hi!
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Jackie
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Re: a little humor... God, I've got a problem
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| Posted 4/30/08 12:30 PM |
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neener1211
:-)
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J
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Re: a little humor... God, I've got a problem
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| Posted 4/30/08 12:34 PM |
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Kara
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They call me "Tater Salad"
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Re: a little humor... God, I've got a problem
FINALLY the truth comes out!
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