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Stacey1403
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A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Client #9
(sung to the tune of Mambo #5)
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on
Let's ride to the brothel 'round the corner
The boys say they got a hootch
and I really wanna
Emperor's Club has got the best meat
I must reach deep
'cause they ain't cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
And as I continue you know
They are getting sweeter
So what can I do instead of running the state
I jump in the sack 'cause their first rate
It's all good let me dump it
When you pay for sex you know you got to pump it
Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
She goes up and down and moves it all around
She shakes her azz to the sound
I put my hands on her mounds
Take one pump left
And one pump right
One to the front and one to the side
I slap her azz once
She slaps my azz twice
And if it looks like this
Then you are doing it right
Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
This might move to the relationship board
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MeeshkaMich
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
lol
it may get moved to diet and fitness with all the "pumping" and slapping
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| Posted 3/11/08 12:43 PM |
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JennZ
MY LIFE!!
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
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Ophelia
she's baaccckkkk ;)
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remember, when Gulliver traveled....
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
Just so we are clear...
I do NOT work for the Emperor's Club 
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| Posted 3/11/08 12:44 PM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
Posted by Ophelia
Just so we are clear...
I do NOT work for the Emperor's Club
Woo Hooo
I get a freebee then 
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| Posted 3/11/08 12:45 PM |
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Kellish
LIF Adult
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LOVE THE LIFE
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
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jxnoscar
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Nancy
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
I called this last night!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 3/11/08 12:54 PM |
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
i am offended by this song.
my name is not mentioned anywhere. 
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| Posted 3/11/08 12:55 PM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
Posted by headoverheels
i am offended by this song.
my name is not mentioned anywhere.
I could never write such blasphemy about a preggo
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| Posted 3/11/08 12:56 PM |
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LaurenExp
Waiting patiently for baby sis
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L-Diddy EDD 11/11/11 :)
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
I heard the one he really wanted was Kristen...wooo hoooooooooo!
I little bit of Kristen in my DC hotel.
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| Posted 3/11/08 1:21 PM |
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Ophelia
she's baaccckkkk ;)
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remember, when Gulliver traveled....
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
Posted by LaurenExp
I heard the one he really wanted was Kristen...wooo hoooooooooo!
I little bit of Kristen in my DC hotel.
what a slut that kristen is
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| Posted 3/11/08 1:22 PM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
I imagine every one is a buttaface, why else would they cut there heads off on the website. They have those tight little bods but they look like this:
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| Posted 3/11/08 1:27 PM |
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LaurenExp
Waiting patiently for baby sis
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L-Diddy EDD 11/11/11 :)
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
Posted by Ophelia
Posted by LaurenExp
I heard the one he really wanted was Kristen...wooo hoooooooooo!
I little bit of Kristen in my DC hotel.
what a slut that kristen is
I wouldn't say slut, but I would say whore.
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| Posted 3/11/08 1:44 PM |
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Ophelia
she's baaccckkkk ;)
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remember, when Gulliver traveled....
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
Posted by LaurenExp
Posted by Ophelia
Posted by LaurenExp
I heard the one he really wanted was Kristen...wooo hoooooooooo!
I little bit of Kristen in my DC hotel.
what a slut that kristen is
I wouldn't say slut, but I would say whore.
whichever shoe fits.
I don't think she has to worry about anything being tight
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| Posted 3/11/08 1:46 PM |
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LaurenExp
Waiting patiently for baby sis
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L-Diddy EDD 11/11/11 :)
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
Posted by Ophelia
Posted by LaurenExp
Posted by Ophelia
Posted by LaurenExp
I heard the one he really wanted was Kristen...wooo hoooooooooo!
I little bit of Kristen in my DC hotel.
what a slut that kristen is
I wouldn't say slut, but I would say whore.
whichever shoe fits.
I don't think she has to worry about anything being tight
Now...what is the illegal act he wanted to perform with her? I mean, the whole thing was illegal. Maybe I'm not using the right term. But I heard that was something he wanted her to do that she wouldn't. Maybe it was no condom? Maybe it was bondage? Who knows...anyone?
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| Posted 3/11/08 1:48 PM |
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LisaW
Time for me to FLY!
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Did I ever tell you that I hate people?
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Phyl
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
Posted by Stacey1403
I imagine every one is a buttaface, why else would they cut there heads off on the website. They have those tight little bods but they look like this:
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Holy #(*&$(%( 
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| Posted 3/11/08 2:16 PM |
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
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LB
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
Posted by Stacey1403
Posted by headoverheels
i am offended by this song.
my name is not mentioned anywhere.
I could never write such blasphemy about a preggo
oh well thank goodness for that
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| Posted 3/11/08 2:51 PM |
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
Posted by Stacey1403
I imagine every one is a buttaface, why else would they cut there heads off on the website. They have those tight little bods but they look like this:
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what's wrong with a few wrinkles? 
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| Posted 3/11/08 2:52 PM |
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Emily
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
Classic! I am adding this to my notebook.
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| Posted 3/11/08 4:16 PM |
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evnme
My little lamb
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
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Alli06
Baby #3 coming this June
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
I can't even read this, because all I keep singing in my head is Mambo #5 and I can't tell you how much I hate that song.
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| Posted 3/11/08 5:26 PM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: A song inspired by Elliot Spitzer
Posted by Alli06
I can't even read this, because all I keep singing in my head is Mambo #5 and I can't tell you how much I hate that song.
Just enjoy it
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| Posted 3/11/08 7:59 PM |
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Gertyrae
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