1stimemom
Love my boys
Member since 2/08 8766 total posts
Name:
Mrs Dee
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Angel on top of tree
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
toys
as fast as the regular ones, and Santa
began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed
Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about
to give birth and two others had jumped
the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked,
the
toy bag fell to the ground and all the
toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot
of
rum. When he went to the cupboard, he
discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In
his
frustration, he accidentally dropped the
cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over
the
kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and
found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door,
yanked
it open, and there stood a little angel
with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a
lovely
day? I have a beautiful tree for you.
Where would you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.
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