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Shelly
She's 7!!!
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Anyone want a laugh- here is an ad from craigslist
My lovers get a little something more than a fine hip shaking.
They get within six degrees of separation from sex with Elvis.
You know about six degrees, right? If you know someone, and they know someone, and so on six times, you are connected that person by six degrees. The theory is that we are all connected by six degrees to one another . . . and to Kevin Bacon.
Well, it works for sex too.
Here’s how it works in my case.
One degree: I had sex with a girlfriend.
Two degrees: She had had sex with a child actor of the 1970s.
Three degrees: The actor had had sex with Ann-Margret.
Four degrees: Ann-Margret had had sex with Elvis.
So you see, anyone who has sex with me gets within six degrees of sex with the King.
Did you notice: you get to Elvis through Ann-Margret! She slept with everyone! As a bonus you get Jack Nicholson and a host of others.
And best of all: after sex with me, you still have one degree to spare. That’s right—you can thrill future lovers with the knowledge that they too are within six degrees of sex with Elvis.
C’mon baby. Love me tender. this is in or around Manhattan
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Craigslist ad
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Posted 11/3/05 9:49 AM |
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LFitzy79
can hardly wait
Member since 5/05 2650 total posts
Name: Lauren
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Re: Anyone want a laugh- here is an ad from craigslist
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Posted 11/3/05 3:45 PM |
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GenLCSW
Baby # 3 is here!!!
Member since 7/05 21138 total posts
Name: Genna
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Re: Anyone want a laugh- here is an ad from craigslist
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Posted 11/3/05 4:00 PM |
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jennandrob
mom of two!
Member since 5/05 4368 total posts
Name: Jenn
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Re: Anyone want a laugh- here is an ad from craigslist
I give the guy credit for creativity!
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Posted 11/3/05 4:25 PM |
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Summer05
LIF Adult
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Re: Anyone want a laugh- here is an ad from craigslist
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Posted 11/3/05 4:25 PM |
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year
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Re: Anyone want a laugh- here is an ad from craigslist
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Posted 11/3/05 4:27 PM |
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Myrockette
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Re: Anyone want a laugh- here is an ad from craigslist
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Posted 11/3/05 4:42 PM |
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beena
Sitting on a tree bench!
Member since 5/05 2429 total posts
Name: Gina
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Re: Anyone want a laugh- here is an ad from craigslist
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Posted 11/3/05 6:44 PM |
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Jesaroo
is not the girl you knew
Member since 5/05 14266 total posts
Name: Jes
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Re: Anyone want a laugh- here is an ad from craigslist
wow! someone desperate!
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Posted 11/3/05 6:47 PM |
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mommy2Alex
3 babies for me :)
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Re: Anyone want a laugh- here is an ad from craigslist
Posted by jennandrob
I give the guy credit for creativity!
Me too!
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Posted 11/3/05 7:21 PM |
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