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Disneygirl
Disney cruise bound!
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BBQ Season
Barbeque Season
After four long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking, as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is some danger involved.
> > >When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion:
> > >1) The woman buys the food.
> > >2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
> > >3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
> > >Here comes the important part:
> > >4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
> > >5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
> > >6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
> > >Important again:
> > >7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
> > >8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
> > >9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
> > >And most important of all:
> > >10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
> > >11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
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Posted 6/25/06 10:28 AM  |
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SoinLove
Making big changes
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Kristin
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Re: BBQ Season
Wow...too true and too hilarious! 
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| Posted 6/25/06 10:30 AM |
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traceyd
Big Sister to Be!
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Tracey
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Re: BBQ Season
That is great!! Couldn't be more true!
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| Posted 6/25/06 2:49 PM |
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MrsRbk
<3 <3 <3 <3
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Michelle
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Re: BBQ Season
In my case... not true.... DH "claims" he does not know how to grill.... I do it.
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| Posted 6/25/06 2:51 PM |
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Shroggie
Don't Worry...Be Happy
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Re: BBQ Season
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| Posted 6/25/06 4:46 PM |
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Liz
LIF Adolescent
Member since 5/05 674 total posts
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Liz
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Re: BBQ Season
That is great. Although in our house I "man the grill."
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| Posted 6/25/06 6:13 PM |
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Jenziba
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Member since 5/05 6265 total posts
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Jennifer
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Re: BBQ Season
This was soooooo funny and exactly how it goes here...
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| Posted 6/25/06 11:06 PM |
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Summer05
LIF Adult
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Re: BBQ Season
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| Posted 6/26/06 9:10 AM |
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LIBOUND
Texting king
Member since 10/05 5289 total posts
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Suzy
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Re: BBQ Season
Not in our house. DH will admit that I am the grillmaster....at least in our house I am.
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| Posted 6/26/06 9:19 AM |
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
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The cure IS worse!
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Re: BBQ Season
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| Posted 6/26/06 9:24 AM |
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