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dandr10199
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Dina

Birth Order of Children...

Your Clothes:

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms

your pregnancy.

2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.

3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.

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Preparing for the Birth:

1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.

2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.

3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.

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The Layette:

1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.

2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.

3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?

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Worries:

1st baby: At the first sign of distress-a whimper, a frown-you pick up the baby.

2nd baby:You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.

3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

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Pacifier:

1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor,You put it away until you can go
home and wash and boil it.

2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, You squirt it off with some
juice from the baby's bottle.

3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.

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Diapering:

1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour whether they need it or not.

2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.

3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smel l or you see it sagging to their knees.

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Activities:

1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.

2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.

3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.

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Going Out:

1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five
times.

2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number
where you can be reached.

3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

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At Home:

1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.

2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.

3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

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Swallowing Coins (a favorite):

1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital
and demand x-rays.

2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, You carefully watch for the coin
to pass.

3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!

Posted 10/12/06 10:15 AM
 
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Stacey1403
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Re: Birth Order of Children...

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Posted 10/12/06 10:19 AM
 

preciouslove
I love my DS!!!

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Posted 10/12/06 10:20 AM
 

cloddy
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LMAO Chat Icon so funny!

Posted 10/12/06 10:21 AM
 

nmp070106
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Posted 10/12/06 10:22 AM
 

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Posted 10/12/06 10:33 AM
 

LisaI
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hysterical and soooo true!!!!Chat Icon

Posted 10/12/06 10:41 AM
 

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Posted 10/12/06 12:28 PM
 

Moehick
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Posted 10/12/06 1:26 PM
 

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Posted 10/12/06 1:28 PM
 

ddunne2
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Doreen

Re: Birth Order of Children...

So true for me so far with the pregnancy and preparing for baby part. I havent' even given those childbirth classes a thought this time around

Posted 10/12/06 1:31 PM
 

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Posted 10/12/06 1:31 PM
 

beachgirl13
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Posted 10/12/06 1:47 PM
 

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Posted 10/12/06 9:03 PM
 

ckone
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That is the funniest thing, very amusing. Did you make that up? Is , you should copyright it and start a book.

Posted 10/12/06 9:12 PM
 

Elizabeth
Mom of Three

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"MOMMY!!!"

Re: Birth Order of Children...

Very true... and just for the record, I do spend time hiding from my kids each day.

Posted 10/12/06 9:19 PM
 

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Posted 10/12/06 9:48 PM
 

4monkeys
boys will be boys =)

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Posted 10/12/06 10:05 PM
 

megsm3
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M

Re: Birth Order of Children...

found this while searching for ob gyns and thougt it was very funny!! - not a parent but have seen many parents go through these stages!!Chat Icon

Posted 10/22/06 3:02 PM
 

MelToddJulia
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Re: Birth Order of Children...

I posted that a few months ago, its so cute!Chat Icon

Posted 10/22/06 4:17 PM
 

bean
I love my little man!!!!

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Janine

Re: Birth Order of Children...

So cute!

Posted 10/22/06 5:19 PM
 
 

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