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MrsERod
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Children's Book...Spinoff..
in doing a search trying to help you shorty...i came across this website of REJECTED titles for Childrens books...
1. You are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's New Wife 'Greg' 4. Fun four-letter Words to know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An "I-Can-Do-It Book" 6. The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her 8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 9. All Cats Go to Hell 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 11. Some Kittens Can Fly 12. That's it; I'm Putting You Up for Adoption 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy 18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way 19. You were an Accident 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 21. Pop! Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games 22. The Man in the Moon is Actually ***** 23. Your Nightmares Are Real 24. Where Would You Like to be Buried? 25. Eggs, Toilet paper, and your School 26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? 27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things 28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 29. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool 30. If It Feels Good, Touch It! 31. Making Grown-Up Friends On The Internet 32. 101 Fun Games To Play In The Road 33. You Can't Help It If You're Stupid 34. Patty Went Splat! (Don't YOU Forget Your Seatbelt) 35. Bullies Deserve To Die 36. Mommy's Got A New Baby To Love 37. Timmy's The Wrong Color To Be Your Friend 38. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy
All i can say is OMG! What is WRONG with some authors!!!???????
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Posted 9/7/05 12:12 PM |
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
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Posted 9/7/05 12:14 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
these HAVE to totally be made up!!!!!!
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Posted 9/7/05 12:15 PM |
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Shorty
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
bwaaahahahha
i personally LOVE the last one.
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Posted 9/7/05 12:15 PM |
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Redhead
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
Posted by MrsERod
these HAVE to totally be made up!!!!!!
they are still hysterical
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Posted 9/7/05 12:15 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
although sometimes i think #18 is an ACTUAL book!!!
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Posted 9/7/05 12:15 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
OMG!!! #26!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 9/7/05 12:17 PM |
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Stefanie
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
Those are great books! Do you think any parents would object if a teacher read them in class?
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Posted 9/7/05 12:17 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
#16!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 9/7/05 12:17 PM |
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Redhead
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
sorry 31 had me PIMP
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Posted 9/7/05 12:18 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
LOLITA!!! Wasn't #17 your avatar title once!!!!!!!?????????????????????
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Posted 9/7/05 12:18 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
ok...so maybe i authored #4!
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Posted 9/7/05 12:20 PM |
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luvsbob4603
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
#10 and #31 had me laughing.
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Posted 9/7/05 12:26 PM |
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GenLCSW
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Posted 9/7/05 12:27 PM |
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Redhead
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
Posted by MrsERod
LOLITA!!! Wasn't #17 your avatar title once!!!!!!!?????????????????????
LINK
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Posted 9/7/05 12:29 PM |
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kathleeng
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
A lot of these are pretty funny. I swear, some of these authors must have a sick sense of humor.
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Posted 9/7/05 12:29 PM |
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Posted 9/7/05 1:12 PM |
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jar823
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Re: Children's Book...Spinoff..
I can't wait to show my husband this thread!He always says that he wants to write and illustrate childrens books. This would probably be up to par with what he would come up with.
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Posted 9/7/05 2:03 PM |
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