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JenMarie
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Christmas Cookies (JOKE)
JOSE CUERVO CHRISTMAS COOKIES -
1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
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Re: Christmas Cookies (JOKE)
Posted by Jennifer907
CHERRY MISTMAS
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| Posted 12/18/08 11:51 AM |
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1stimemom
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Re: Christmas Cookies (JOKE)
Sounds like my kind of recipe!!!
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| Posted 12/18/08 11:55 AM |
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Phyl
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Re: Christmas Cookies (JOKE)
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| Posted 12/18/08 12:00 PM |
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kimbalina
Bring on the glitter and bows!
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Kim
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Re: Christmas Cookies (JOKE)
That sounds like me... tonight HOPEFULLY!
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| Posted 12/18/08 12:03 PM |
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HoneyBadger
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Re: Christmas Cookies (JOKE)
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| Posted 12/18/08 12:58 PM |
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Tulips915
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Re: Christmas Cookies (JOKE)
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| Posted 12/18/08 1:06 PM |
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Kara
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Re: Christmas Cookies (JOKE)
I really wish you hadn't posted my secret family recipe on the board. 
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| Posted 12/18/08 1:42 PM |
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CroatianBride
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Tat
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Re: Christmas Cookies (JOKE)
I love it!
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| Posted 12/18/08 2:13 PM |
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Jonsgirl04
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Re: Christmas Cookies (JOKE)
LOL!! Thats great!!
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| Posted 12/18/08 2:18 PM |
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JennyPenny
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Re: Christmas Cookies (JOKE)
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| Posted 12/18/08 2:30 PM |
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