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LAMGAJ28
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Clinton VS. The Titanic
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill
Clinton. One smart-*** student turned in the following book report,
> with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool
> professor gave him an A+ for this report:
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> Titanic -- $29.99
> Clinton -- $29.99
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> Titanic -- Over 3 hours to read
> Clinton -- Over 3 hours to read
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> Titanic -- The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
> subsequent catastrophe.
> Clinton -- The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
> subsequent catastrophe.
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> Titanic -- Jack is a starving artist.
> Clinton -- Bill is a ******** artist.
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> Titanic -- In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
> Clinton -- Ditto for Bill.
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> Titanic -- During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
> Clinton -- Ditto for Monica.
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> Titanic -- Jack teaches Rose to spit.
> Clinton -- Let 's not go there.
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> Titanic -- Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
> Clinton -- Monica's forced to return her gifts.
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> Titanic -- Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
> Clinton -- Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
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> Titanic -- Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
> Clinton -- Monica...oooooh, let's not go there, either.
>
> Titanic -- Jack surrenders to an icy death.
> Clinton -- Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.
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BabyAvocado
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LFitzy79
can hardly wait
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Re: Clinton VS. The Titanic
cute
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Re: Clinton VS. The Titanic
I swear Bill Clinton jokes never get old!!!!
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| Posted 2/15/06 10:30 AM |
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DebG
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The cure IS worse!
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MrsERod
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Shanti
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Gertyrae
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DonnaJoe708
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