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Clinton VS. The Titanic

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Clinton VS. The Titanic

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill
Clinton. One smart-*** student turned in the following book report,
> with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool
> professor gave him an A+ for this report:
>
>
> Titanic -- $29.99
> Clinton -- $29.99
>
> Titanic -- Over 3 hours to read
> Clinton -- Over 3 hours to read
>
> Titanic -- The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
> subsequent catastrophe.
> Clinton -- The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
> subsequent catastrophe.
>
> Titanic -- Jack is a starving artist.
> Clinton -- Bill is a ******** artist.
>
> Titanic -- In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
> Clinton -- Ditto for Bill.
>
> Titanic -- During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
> Clinton -- Ditto for Monica.
>
> Titanic -- Jack teaches Rose to spit.
> Clinton -- Let 's not go there.
>
> Titanic -- Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
> Clinton -- Monica's forced to return her gifts.
>
> Titanic -- Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
> Clinton -- Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
>
> Titanic -- Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
> Clinton -- Monica...oooooh, let's not go there, either.
>
> Titanic -- Jack surrenders to an icy death.
> Clinton -- Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.
>

Posted 2/15/06 8:51 AM
 
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