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MrsR
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cute little republican joke for those of you out there
I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she
wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal
Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were
President what would be the first thing you would do?
She replied, "I'd give houses to all the homeless people."
"Wow - what a worthy goal," I told her, "but you don't have to
wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my
house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I 'll pay you
$50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the
homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward
a new house.
She thought that over for a few seconds because she's only 6. And
while her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and
asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work,
and you can just pay him the $50?"
And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
Her folks still aren't talking to me.
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Stacey1403
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Re: cute little republican joke for those of you out there
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Re: cute little republican joke for those of you out there
 
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| Posted 9/15/08 6:45 PM |
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neenie
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Re: cute little republican joke for those of you out there
Love it!! 
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| Posted 9/15/08 6:50 PM |
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Kate
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Re: cute little republican joke for those of you out there
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KLSbear
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Re: cute little republican joke for those of you out there
Message edited 9/15/2008 6:54:32 PM.
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SweetestOfPeas
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Re: cute little republican joke for those of you out there
I've heard this before, cute
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| Posted 9/15/08 6:55 PM |
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Michelina627
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Re: cute little republican joke for those of you out there
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dandr10199
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Re: cute little republican joke for those of you out there
LOVE IT!!!!!!
THAT was AWESOME!!!!!!! 
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| Posted 9/15/08 8:38 PM |
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GioiaMia
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Re: cute little republican joke for those of you out there
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| Posted 9/15/08 9:00 PM |
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Cpt2007
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Re: cute little republican joke for those of you out there
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| Posted 9/15/08 9:24 PM |
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ThePinkGoose
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Re: cute little republican joke for those of you out there
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shapla79
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Re: cute little republican joke for those of you out there
Funny!
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| Posted 9/15/08 10:41 PM |
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