Dear Aunt Flo:

When we spoke last month, I thought I was clear about my request for you to stay away. I thought we were on the same page. Clearly, you thought I was kidding as you have arrived today in all your glory. If I had a smile on my face when I made the request, it was because I was being friendly. That is done with. I don't want you here. Go away.

Regards,

Praying For A Baby

p.s. Stupid Aunt Flo.

Re: Dear Aunt Flo:

Re: Dear Aunt Flo:

Thanks! Here's some for everyone!