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Dear Christmas Stocking..........

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Jesaroo
is not the girl you knew

Member since 5/05

14266 total posts

Name:
Jes

Dear Christmas Stocking..........

dearest christmas stocking,

this year could you please refrain from the cheapo brand q-tips.. as they really do not work.
some socks would be nice, cute ones though, not those stupid white ones.... those arent fun.
i really dont need any toothpaste or a toothbrush at this time, but im sure you will have some of that for me regaurdless.
although, i AM running low on deoderant.. i havent bought a refill cuz i know what you hold in store for me.
those hair clips you alwys have for me fomr the $.99 store always break the minute i try to put them in.
in conconclusion, all i am basically asking you for this year is not to make me look like some big dirty pig girl. i feel as if you have been trying to tell me somethign for the past few years, i get it.
merry merry, see you tomorrow
Jes

Posted 12/23/05 12:29 PM
 
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Ambersmom
Straight up nasty

Member since 5/05

7740 total posts

Name:
Sharon

Re: Dear Christmas Stocking..........

Dearest Christmas Stocking:

Please no candy this year. I'm starting to resemble one of the oompa loompas and no, I don't work in the Chocolate factory.

Signed:

My dentist is getting rich!

Posted 12/23/05 12:32 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05

12023 total posts

Name:
Sonia

Re: Dear Christmas Stocking..........

Dear Christmas Stocking,

Where the heck have you been all these years....Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Hope To See You One day....

Posted 12/23/05 1:28 PM
 

Mrs-Boop
My Babies

Member since 5/05

4956 total posts

Name:
Jaime

Re: Dear Christmas Stocking..........

Posted by LadyLainez

Dear Christmas Stocking,

Where the heck have you been all these years....Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Hope To See You One day....



Ditto...My stocking has been lonely and empty since I was 10!!Chat Icon

Posted 12/23/05 1:30 PM
 

BobBsWife
No more school= too much time!

Member since 5/05

1395 total posts

Name:
Tracy

Re: Dear Christmas Stocking..........

Dear Christmas stocking
Bring me something in a small box that goes Bling Bling.

Posted 12/23/05 1:31 PM
 

karacg
Babygirl is 4!

Member since 5/05

17076 total posts

Name:
Kara®

Re: Dear Christmas Stocking..........

All of your friends around you are full...why oh why are you still empty on December 23??????

Posted 12/23/05 1:39 PM
 

BabyAvocado
Happy New Year

Member since 5/05

17334 total posts

Name:

Re: Dear Christmas Stocking..........

Dear Christmas Stocking,

All I want is lottery scratch off tickets!

Sincerely,
Hey Ya Never Know

P.S. Winning ones!

Posted 12/23/05 1:58 PM
 

nrthshgrl
It goes fast. Pay attention.

Member since 7/05

57538 total posts

Name:

Re: Dear Christmas Stocking..........

Dear Christmas Stocking -

I'm tired of filling you myself. To make up for your sub-par performance since my marriage, may this year I will be filling you with some nice jewelry to show how much you value & adore me.

Sincerely,
your long lost friend

Posted 12/23/05 2:02 PM
 

monkeybride
My Everything

Member since 5/05

20541 total posts

Name:

Re: Dear Christmas Stocking..........

Posted by nrthshgrl

Dear Christmas Stocking -

I'm tired of filling you myself. To make up for your sub-par performance since my marriage, may this year I will be filling you with some nice jewelry to show how much you value & adore me.

Sincerely,
your long lost friend



Same here but I don't even fill mine. It's been empty. Chat Icon

Posted 12/23/05 2:13 PM
 

baghag
:P

Member since 5/05

10278 total posts

Name:

Re: Dear Christmas Stocking..........

Dear Christmas Stocking,

Yes, a Louis Vuitton bag will fit inside you. Please tell DH.

Your friend,
Baghag

Posted 12/23/05 3:14 PM
 

dooodles
When you wish upon a star

Member since 5/05

11997 total posts

Name:
Because 2 people fell in love

Re: Dear Christmas Stocking..........

Posted by ambersmom

Dearest Christmas Stocking:

Please no candy this year. I'm starting to resemble one of the oompa loompas and no, I don't work in the Chocolate factory.

Signed:

My dentist is getting rich!




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Thanks! I needed that laugh!

Posted 12/23/05 4:41 PM
 

neenie

Member since 5/05

22351 total posts

Name:

Re: Dear Christmas Stocking..........

Dear Christmas Stocking...
don't listen to that guy that i'm married to- he's not going to 'take care of you', he's just toying with your emotions. You're on your own for this one.. so get moving- you've only got 1 day left, and it take ALOT of jewelry to fill up a whole stocking Chat Icon Chat Icon

signed,
This was so much more fun when i lived at home with my mom.

Posted 12/23/05 4:44 PM
 

05mommy09
Family of 5!

Member since 5/05

15364 total posts

Name:
<3 Mommy <3

Re: Dear Christmas Stocking..........

Posted by ambersmom

Dearest Christmas Stocking:

Please no candy this year. I'm starting to resemble one of the oompa loompas and no, I don't work in the Chocolate factory.

Signed:

My dentist is getting rich!



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I could of written this as well... but I wouldnt really mean it...

I cant help it...I love candy....

Posted 12/23/05 4:44 PM
 
 

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