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jerseypanda
Life is good.
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Amanda
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Dear Perky Boobs...
I miss you SOOOO much! And I fear I may never see you again!
I think it is because I didn't appreciate you all those years I had you. My perky little B cups never seemed to be enough when I had you. I wanted more. But now that you are gone, I so want you to come back... I DID appreciate you!!!
I never realized that between pregnancy and BFing you would explode into E cups!  I now know that there is such a thing as too much! 
And now that I have been BFing the little man for 4 months, you seem to have shrunken a little bit and unfortunately appear to be unable to snap back to your past perky appearance!  Your skin now seems to be that like a balloon that has been filled with too much air, stretched out and whose air has started to leak!
I keep trying to tell myself that it was all for the greater good, that I have traded my perky B's for a healthy baby boy! But it is still hard to remember that when I look in the mirror to find that you appear to be very interested in my belly button since you seem to be heading towards it!
And so Perky boobs, I just wanted to let you know that you are missed. I will just have to accept your new form for what it is. Going forward I will no longer refer to you as the Perky B's, you will now be known as the Droopy D's! Thanks for all the great memories!
Sincerely,
Mommy who is moving towards new boob acceptance
PS. If you EVER want to come back to me I will welcome you with open arms, no questions asked!!!!
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
im there with you!
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| Posted 1/5/08 12:01 PM |
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Selden78
I lvoe the fall :)
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
we all are there with you :)
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| Posted 1/5/08 12:04 PM |
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Porrruss
Nya nya nya
Member since 5/05 11618 total posts
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Amy
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
Dear jerseypanda's former boobs,
Please tell Porrruss' old B-cups they are forever in my heart. I am sorry I squished them with "chicken cutlet" inserts.
Love. Porrruss
P.S. please tell my old @ss that anytime it feels like stopping by, it will always be welcome.....
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| Posted 1/5/08 12:17 PM |
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jerseypanda
Life is good.
Member since 1/07 9164 total posts
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Amanda
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
Posted by Porrruss
Dear jerseypanda's former boobs,
Please tell Porrruss' old B-cups they are forever in my heart. I am sorry I squished them with "chicken cutlet" inserts.
Love. Porrruss
P.S. please tell my old @ss that anytime it feels like stopping by, it will always be welcome.....
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| Posted 1/5/08 12:46 PM |
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2kids2cats
My babies
Member since 6/05 5229 total posts
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
They come back temporarily when you get pregnant again! I am sure they won't last, but they are great now for me!
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| Posted 1/5/08 12:48 PM |
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
Good grief, I am SOOO with you....it's pathetic..
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| Posted 1/5/08 12:49 PM |
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smdl
I love Gary too..on a plate!
Member since 5/06 32461 total posts
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
Yes. I discovered mine totaly deflated too this week. I had a nice perky 36D and now I feel like I have 2 empty sacs hanging on my stomach. It's "empty".
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| Posted 1/5/08 1:13 PM |
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nrthshgrl
It goes fast. Pay attention.
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
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Shelly
She's 7!!!
Member since 8/05 14624 total posts
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
I hear you.
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| Posted 1/5/08 3:18 PM |
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2BEANS
wow time is going fast.
Member since 9/07 16106 total posts
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Tina
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
 me too, but i had D cups before but at least they were nice and perky.. now not so much.. I would also like my stomach to go back to being tighter.. I feel gross.
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| Posted 1/5/08 3:46 PM |
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Bklyngrl
luvmyfamily
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
Posted by Porrruss
Dear jerseypanda's former boobs,
Please tell Porrruss' old B-cups they are forever in my heart. I am sorry I squished them with "chicken cutlet" inserts.
Love. Porrruss
P.S. please tell my old @ss that anytime it feels like stopping by, it will always be welcome.....
amen
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| Posted 1/6/08 9:37 AM |
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Eireann
Two ladies and a gentleman!
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
At least you have a D...I was a "perky B," now...A and a small A at that 
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| Posted 1/6/08 9:54 AM |
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curliegirl
He's here!!!!
Member since 3/06 10128 total posts
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Gina
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
call me vain, but it's one of the reasons I didn't BF...not the main reason obviously......
They aren't back exactly the old way, but close.....
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
Dear Liza's former butt,
I thought you were big before... I am so sorry. I had no idea what BIG was...
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| Posted 1/6/08 11:48 AM |
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jerseypanda
Life is good.
Member since 1/07 9164 total posts
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Amanda
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
Posted by lipglossjunky73
Dear Liza's former butt,
I thought you were big before... I am so sorry. I had no idea what BIG was...
Gotta love PP bodies!!!
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| Posted 1/6/08 11:52 AM |
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JRG71
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
Posted by Eireann
At least you have a D...I was a "perky B," now...A and a small A at that
Same here!!
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| Posted 1/6/08 11:56 AM |
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jerseypanda
Life is good.
Member since 1/07 9164 total posts
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Amanda
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
OK, one more:
Dear Scalp,
You used to hold my hair in it's proper place so well! Now, when I take a shower, I spend half my time dealing with the fists full of hair that end up in my hand! 
Every single piece of clothing I own is covered in strands of brown. I forever have that feeling that there is a piece of hair touching my skin somewhere, but I cannot seem to find it.
Sometimes, after drying and straightening my hair, I feel as though I have invented a new type of "hair carpeting".
And must I mention the hair "tumbleweeds" that seem to blow across my hardwood floors. As much as I vacuum and swiffer, they still drift across the room when I walk really fast!
I am actually amazed that there is any hair left on my head! SO please, dear Scalp, won't you get a grip and keep some of that hair to yourself for a change?!!!
Sincerely,
Mom fearing certain baldness
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| Posted 1/6/08 12:03 PM |
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alexlynn7
Big brother to be!
Member since 9/06 6314 total posts
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
Posted by lipglossjunky73
Dear Liza's former butt,
I thought you were big before... I am so sorry. I had no idea what BIG was...
for me this would read "Dear Alex's former butt AND thighs"
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| Posted 1/6/08 12:14 PM |
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partyof6
b nice like u want ur kidz 2
Member since 7/06 7752 total posts
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jeannine
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
no shittttttttttttttttttttttt
If I knew then what I know now Ii would have been naked 24-7
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| Posted 1/6/08 2:14 PM |
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alexlynn7
Big brother to be!
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
Posted by lastchance1222
no shittttttttttttttttttttttt
If I knew then what I know now Ii would have been naked 24-7
LMAO!!!!!
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traceyd
Big Sister to Be!
Member since 5/05 3644 total posts
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Tracey
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Re: Dear Perky Boobs...
Posted by lastchance1222
no shittttttttttttttttttttttt
If I knew then what I know now Ii would have been naked 24-7
so true!
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