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Dear Monday June 15,

You suck. Today my head is POUNDING, I'm exhausted,I feel like I'm hung over (to bad that's not the case), work is making me pull my hair out. & frankly, is it to much to ask that you allow the sun to come out and stay out today??

Thanks,
Cranky Preggo Lady in Huntington

Dear DH,

Please make the phone calls your were suppose to make for about a month now b/c if you don't today is the day I might scream at you. Love your wife and unborn child




Anyone else???

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Dear baby boy,


Why wont you make any progress? I know I am only 37 weeks but I lost my yucky mucuos plug a week ago and I am so ready to meet you. You make my back hurt and you run marathons inside my belly. Please come soon!



Love,
Your cranky and anxious mommy



Dear DH,
I know you hate your job, suck it up!

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dear the powers that be,

can you come up with another way to get these precious little babies out of the mommies that have been through so much for 9 months birth should be the easy part!!!!

love,
this scared and terrified mommy to be!




Dear insurance company,
YOU STINK!!! you wont pay 300.00 a day for me to keep the pump to keep the peanut inside for 2 more weeks! BUT you will pay for my peanut to be in the NICU for 2 weeks since i cant have the pump... THIS DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE!!!

signed
-a VERY VERY ANNOYED 34.5 week preggo lady!


Dear DH,
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE dont be a crank pot when you get home today!!! i know your totally overwhelmed and at your wits ends but please dont take it out on my im doing the best i can! and i appreciate EVERYTHING that you do!
- your loving greatful wife!

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Wow, only one other! I guess we're the only ones having cranky mondays


Oop, posted at the same time!

2 others!

Message edited 6/15/2009 1:13:38 PM.

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Dear body,

What happened to you ? You were running around yesterday just fine. Today you feel 50lbs heavier, bloated, tired and making it uncomfortable for me walk.
I know you wanted to stay in bed this morning but I made us go to work. I really need you to work with me today!

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Dear Ayla and Amelia,

We had a great morning and early afternoon together. I am ever so grateful that you are BOTH napping at the same time- you sincerley give mommy a piece of heaven when you do that. Please wake up happy so we can enjoy the rest of the day!

I totally am jinxing myself - I know it.

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Dear cold-

I really wish you would go away . Especially since my oh-so -clever co-workers say " swine flu" every time I blow my nose or cough. . I was out sick most of last week and I am ready to be 100 % better already.

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Dear September 27,
Hurry up and get here already!

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Posted by dita

Dear September 27,
Hurry up and get here already!

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Dear BabyMack,

Thank you for staying put. Now all I ask is you stay where you are for at least another two weeks so you don't have to spend time in NICU.
Mommy loves you and can't wait to see you, but doesn't want to have to worry about you.

Luv,
Mommy

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dear interest rates

why oh why when i was thinking* of refinancing just a month and a half ago interest rates were at 4.75 and now when I'm actually ready to do it they're back up????????????? and its not worth it?

sincerely
****** off home owner

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My dearest Ryan,

Even though your normal wake-up time is 7/7:30AM, thank you for waking up around 6:15AM this morning. Mommy was already exhausted from hosting company Saturday night and keeping the house in shape for our open house yesterday.

I brought you into bed thinking maybe you just needed to lay down with me and rest - you didn't agree. You tried to climb all over the bed so Daddy offered to get you back in the crib. Two minutes later, Daddy came back in our bedroom with you wrapped around him - you joined us again. You continued to climb and tried to play. I decided to put on Sesame Street and offer you a snack and juice (Daddy thought perhaps you were hungry ). You thought a good place for your cheerios would be in Daddy's ears - guess you can fit more in there when he tries to go back to sleep.

Needless to say, I was up earlier than I hoped. Mommy is now at the office - wiped out and it's only lunch time. I hope you and Daddy are enjoying your day together - hanging with your cousin and relaxing - I'll be here, at work.

Love,
Mommy
xoxo

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Dear guy painting the pole RIGHT next to my cubicle,

Are you serious right now? My head is already pounding why must you do this today and right now??? I'm ******.

Thanks

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Dear -
Is my bladder really that comfortable to lay on? I mean really. Maybe you think it feels like a water bed, but to me, it feels like I'm carting around a brick right on my bladder. No fun. You were fine in the position you have been in for the past 5 weeks. Why would you want to move? Also, while I absolutely LOVE feeling you moving all around, can you get the majority of your energy out BEFORE I lay down to go to sleep each night? I don't know why you get so active the split second I lay down.


Dear DH -
We're running out of time (I know, I know, we still have 13 weeks [92 days to be exact], but you know me - I need to have things done yesterday) - can we PLEASE order the nursery furniture soon? Also - if you could just stop being so damn passive about naming our child, I would really appreciate it.

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Dear Bladder,

Please begin re-learning how to control yourself. I understand there is a 3-pound baby laying on top of you, but suck it up and deal with it. We are almost at the end.


Dear Husband,

I want to thank you for all you have been doing to prepare for the arrival of our little angel and for being as excited as me, if not more. You are going to be a wonderful father and I could not ask for a better man to be a role model for my child. I fall more in love with you every single day. As corny as it sounds, you really complete me as my "other half". I cannot wait to see you with our tiny baby asleep in your arms.

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Dear itchy rash that won't go away and is leaving me in misery GO AWAY!

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Dear Baby,

Thank you for being as big as you are and for making your mommy's belly so huge.

Because of you, my loving son, I was dismissed from jury duty today!

Love,
Mommy

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There are too many to list right now - it's one of those days - obviously, it's Monday and I've missed my only express train and it looks like it's about to pour (if it hasn't yet) so I'm going to be sitting on the annoying local soaking wet.

To DH - who didn't know that the bathroom needed to be cleaned, although it was on the to do list that was left for you when I spent 3hrs in a car going to your cousin's bridal shower, after spending Saturday dusting and organizing the house for our visitors this weekend. I hope you had fun playing volleyball today while I'm sitting at work exhausted (is it bad that I'm happy it's about to pour - although he's probably done and inside by now anyway).

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Dear insomnia,

Please go away!

Yours truly, a tired preggo with no desire to lay down but I know how this is going to make my day tomorrow (today) !!!