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FRAPPALICIOUS
sexxxxxy
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Dearest DH...
I know that you "warned" me that you thought you were going to snore tonight, and I appreciate that. I am just a little concerned that quite possibly on your way home from Biketoberest this afternoon perhaps a small bird might have flew into your helmet and lodged itself into your nasal passage because each time you breathe, I hear him in there screaming to get out.....
I'm afraid... I'm VERY afraid!!
Signed,
Not going to sleep much tonight. 
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Melbernai
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Re: Dearest DH...
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janet
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Re: Dearest DH...
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| Posted 10/22/06 10:04 PM |
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evnme
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Re: Dearest DH...
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Tah-wee-ZAH
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Re: Dearest DH...
Do you want to trade DH's?
It could be worse, mine has been passing gas all day I finally said to him, I'm calling the White House because I found the weapon of mass destruction!!!
I'm either calling OSHA or breaking into the local army/navy store and getting a gas mask
It's completely polluted in my bedroom right now
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| Posted 10/22/06 10:05 PM |
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FRAPPALICIOUS
sexxxxxy
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Re: Dearest DH...
OMG!! He just came in here and goes "What the hell are you doing?!?!?!?"
Umm hi .. are you kidding me!??!?
How am I supposed to sleep with this chirper!??!
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| Posted 10/22/06 10:06 PM |
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FRAPPALICIOUS
sexxxxxy
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Re: Dearest DH...
Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH
Do you want to trade DH's?
It could be worse, mine has been passing gas all day I finally said to him, I'm calling the White House because I found the weapon of mass destruction!!!
I'm either calling OSHA or breaking into the local army/navy store and getting a gas mask
It's completely polluted in my bedroom right now
Earplugs will help me... NOTHING can help you! 
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| Posted 10/22/06 10:07 PM |
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Tah-wee-ZAH
Kisses
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Re: Dearest DH...
Posted by Diana
Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH
Do you want to trade DH's?
It could be worse, mine has been passing gas all day I finally said to him, I'm calling the White House because I found the weapon of mass destruction!!!
I'm either calling OSHA or breaking into the local army/navy store and getting a gas mask
It's completely polluted in my bedroom right now
Earplugs will help me... NOTHING can help you!
Even matches can't keep up
I'm slipping 20 Beano tablets into his coffee in the morning
Anyone know where I can get charcoal underwear for men?
Thank God I don't have that pregnancy super sense of smell or I would have died a few hours ago.
Seriously, I'm shocked that the carbon monoxide detector isn't going off
Do you have headphones? I guess you left your earmuffs in NY?
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| Posted 10/22/06 10:12 PM |
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Phyl
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Re: Dearest DH...
I only have myself to fear
Message edited 10/22/2006 10:13:55 PM.
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| Posted 10/22/06 10:13 PM |
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Tah-wee-ZAH
Kisses
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Re: Dearest DH...
Posted by atracinact
I only have myself to fear
I kept saying to myself over and over today... "Hey, being single wasn't so bad.... being single wasn't so bad.... being single wasn't so bad"
Lonely and cold in bed but less noise and air pollution
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| Posted 10/22/06 10:18 PM |
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Phyl
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Re: Dearest DH...
Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH
Posted by atracinact
I only have myself to fear
I kept saying to myself over and over today... "Hey, being single wasn't so bad.... being single wasn't so bad.... being single wasn't so bad"
Lonely and cold in bed but less noise and air pollution
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| Posted 10/22/06 10:21 PM |
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FRAPPALICIOUS
sexxxxxy
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Me
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Re: Dearest DH...
Theresa,
I feel for you.. I really do!!
I'm sooo tired right now and I can't go into that bedroom! I tried 2 times already without success. I think I might have to sleep in the spare bedroom tonight 
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| Posted 10/22/06 11:06 PM |
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Phyl
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Re: Dearest DH...
Don't take this the wrong way..but have you tried smothering him with a pillow?? 
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| Posted 10/22/06 11:09 PM |
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FRAPPALICIOUS
sexxxxxy
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Re: Dearest DH...
Posted by atracinact
Don't take this the wrong way..but have you tried smothering him with a pillow??
TWICE!!!!!
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| Posted 10/22/06 11:09 PM |
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Phyl
R.I.P. Sweet Mia ♥
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Re: Dearest DH...
Posted by Diana
Posted by atracinact
Don't take this the wrong way..but have you tried smothering him with a pillow??
TWICE!!!!!
Good luck with that Here's some  
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| Posted 10/22/06 11:10 PM |
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CunningOne
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Re: Dearest DH...
Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH
Posted by Diana
Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH
Do you want to trade DH's?
It could be worse, mine has been passing gas all day I finally said to him, I'm calling the White House because I found the weapon of mass destruction!!!
I'm either calling OSHA or breaking into the local army/navy store and getting a gas mask
It's completely polluted in my bedroom right now
Earplugs will help me... NOTHING can help you!
Even matches can't keep up
I'm slipping 20 Beano tablets into his coffee in the morning
Anyone know where I can get charcoal underwear for men?
Thank God I don't have that pregnancy super sense of smell or I would have died a few hours ago.
Seriously, I'm shocked that the carbon monoxide detector isn't going off
Do you have headphones? I guess you left your earmuffs in NY?
Theresa, these may help your DH
Put an End to Personal Body Odor for Good
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| Posted 10/22/06 11:13 PM |
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BikerGrl
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Re: Dearest DH...
Posted by Diana
I know that you "warned" me that you thought you were going to snore tonight, and I appreciate that. I am just a little concerned that quite possibly on your way home from Biketoberest this afternoon perhaps a small bird might have flew into your helmet and lodged itself into your nasal passage because each time you breathe, I hear him in there screaming to get out.....
I think the SAME bird crawled up DH head today too during our ride!!!! He snored like a banshee the other day after riding too!!
It must be a man thing...because I never sound like that after riding all day!!
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lvdolphins
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Re: Dearest DH...
Posted by Diana
Not going to sleep much tonight. IMAGE
This was me last night! Between the snoring (which he hasn't done in a while) and the baby tapping, I was up quite a few times!
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| Posted 10/23/06 7:01 AM |
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Stacey1403
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Re: Dearest DH...
This thread has me cracking
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HollaGirl
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Re: Dearest DH...
I had to go sleep on the couch the other morning because DH stunk so bad. I swear to god, it smelled like a dead body.
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Lisa
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Re: Dearest DH...
my DH has a cold so he was snoring like a bear!!
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ana6178
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