Derek Jeter Gives One-Night Stands a Gift Basket of Autographed Memorabilia

What a gentleman!!!

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Ever since Derek Jeter broke up with Minka Kelly this summer, he's apparently had a rather active love life. According to "Page Six", he's "bedding a bevy of beauties in his Trump World Tower bachelor pad," whom he sneaks in through the back door. But lest you think Jeter's being ungentlemanly, he gives each of the women with whom he spends a special evening a special gift in the morning. He doesn't, like, personally hand it to them or anything.


Instead he has a gift basket prepared for the car service he sends them home in. It usually contains autographed Jeter memorabilia, often a baseball — just a little souvenir by which they can remember the Derek Jeter Experience. The Post says they found out about it when Jeter accidentally had a two-night stand, and he sent her home with the same gift twice. Maybe if she'd gotten something new and fun (collect 'em all, ladies!) she wouldn't have blown up his spot, but he failed to change things up properly. "While the parting gift may seem cold, signed Jeter memorabilia sell like hotcakes on the Internet, with an autographed baseball fetching hundreds and even thousands of dollars," explains the paper. It's a profit opportunity, really. You know, in case you want to feel less like an interchangable hookup and more like a prostitute.

Re: Derek Jeter Gives One-Night Stands a Gift Basket of Autographed Memorabilia

That is HYSTERICAL! Now she can say she has a nice set of Derek Jeter's balls.

Re: Derek Jeter Gives One-Night Stands a Gift Basket of Autographed Memorabilia

If this is true he more a loser than I thought!

Re: Derek Jeter Gives One-Night Stands a Gift Basket of Autographed Memorabilia

Re: Derek Jeter Gives One-Night Stands a Gift Basket of Autographed Memorabilia

This cracks me!!

I don't feel bad for them. Don't give it up then

Re: Derek Jeter Gives One-Night Stands a Gift Basket of Autographed Memorabilia

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end
up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her
around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed
with sweet cuddly Teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf
all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little
higher, and huge, enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is kind of surprised that this guy would have a collection of
teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
mention this to him, and is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She
turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off
and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this
sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman
rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"


The man says, "You can pick any prize from the bottom shelf"

Re: Derek Jeter Gives One-Night Stands a Gift Basket of Autographed Memorabilia

Posted by GoldenRod


A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end
up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her
around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed
with sweet cuddly Teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf
all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little
higher, and huge, enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is kind of surprised that this guy would have a collection of
teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
mention this to him, and is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She
turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off
and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this
sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman
rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"


The man says, "You can pick any prize from the bottom shelf"

Re: Derek Jeter Gives One-Night Stands a Gift Basket of Autographed Memorabilia

Someone thinks very highly of himself.

Re: Derek Jeter Gives One-Night Stands a Gift Basket of Autographed Memorabilia

I wonder if all the chicks he used to bring home from Brother Jimmy's got gift baskets.

He has GOT to be diseased.

Re: Derek Jeter Gives One-Night Stands a Gift Basket of Autographed Memorabilia

Posted by Stacey1403

This cracks me!!

I don't feel bad for them. Don't give it up then

Re: Derek Jeter Gives One-Night Stands a Gift Basket of Autographed Memorabilia

Posted by Stacey1403

This cracks me!!

I don't feel bad for them. Don't give it up then

Re: Derek Jeter Gives One-Night Stands a Gift Basket of Autographed Memorabilia

Posted by Stacey1403

This cracks me!!

I don't feel bad for them. Don't give it up then

Re: Derek Jeter Gives One-Night Stands a Gift Basket of Autographed Memorabilia

Posted by limommer

Posted by Stacey1403

This cracks me!!

I don't feel bad for them. Don't give it up then

This exactly!

Re: Derek Jeter Gives One-Night Stands a Gift Basket of Autographed Memorabilia

Posted by Stacey1403

This cracks me!!

I don't feel bad for them. Don't give it up then

Re: Derek Jeter Gives One-Night Stands a Gift Basket of Autographed Memorabilia

Posted by Katareen

Posted by Stacey1403

This cracks me!!

I don't feel bad for them. Don't give it up then

I don't feel bad for the girls at all--I just think its insane that (if true) he has so much of an EGO!!!!!

Why would one need a parting gift anyway???? TBH, I'd prefer a breakfast sandwich over an autographed baseball

Re: Derek Jeter Gives One-Night Stands a Gift Basket of Autographed Memorabilia

gross and full of himself much?

Re: Derek Jeter Gives One-Night Stands a Gift Basket of Autographed Memorabilia

I'll take the signed ball

Re: Derek Jeter Gives One-Night Stands a Gift Basket of Autographed Memorabilia

Posted by GoldenRod


A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end
up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her
around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed
with sweet cuddly Teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf
all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little
higher, and huge, enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is kind of surprised that this guy would have a collection of
teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
mention this to him, and is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She
turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off
and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this
sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman
rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"


The man says, "You can pick any prize from the bottom shelf"

Re: Derek Jeter Gives One-Night Stands a Gift Basket of Autographed Memorabilia

Well, it could be worse...I'd rather have the gift basket instead of a case of the clap