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QuoteTheRaven424
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Differences Between Men and Women
1.NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara .
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
2.EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
3.MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale
4.BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items
5.ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.
6.CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
7.FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
8.SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
9.MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change , and she does.
10.DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
11.NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
12.OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
13.THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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Marcie
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Re: Differences Between Men and Women
Haahaahaaa!!!
I love it!!
And soooo true!! 
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
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Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: Differences Between Men and Women
Woman are better.
The End!!
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JennZ
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Re: Differences Between Men and Women
5.ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.
My favorite one
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jxnoscar
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Re: Differences Between Men and Women
My Version
2.EATING OUT
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MY FRIENDS AND I NEVER DO THIS
3.MONEY
If I need it I buy it.
4.BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom:
Clearly you haven't met my crazy husband
5.ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.
I love this one
6.CATS
I hate cats
7.FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
You should add, and then the wife worries about everyone for the rest of her life
8.SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
I am a successful woman who makes more money than my DH can spend!!!!!!
9.MARRIAGE
Everything changes.
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| Posted 3/29/07 3:25 PM |
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TreAnt427
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Re: Differences Between Men and Women
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dpli
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Re: Differences Between Men and Women
I am wondering how many people will say their DH's love their cats
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| Posted 3/29/07 4:17 PM |
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mrsmck
Be a big girl!
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Re: Differences Between Men and Women
That's great!!!
I'm forwarding it to DH!!!
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| Posted 3/29/07 4:27 PM |
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eroxgirl
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Re: Differences Between Men and Women
#2 is NOT true!
And my dad used to throw shoes at his ex-girlfriend's cat no matter WHO was looking! 
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| Posted 3/29/07 4:30 PM |
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angnick
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Re: Differences Between Men and Women
that was great, thanks!
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JenniferEver
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Re: Differences Between Men and Women
I love it, scrappy!
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Emily
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Re: Differences Between Men and Women
# 5 is my favorite and so true
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juju
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Re: Differences Between Men and Women
So funny!!!!
As for #2, me and my friends do not take out the calculators. However, when I used to wait tables, women were the ones who would pull out the calculators. And Men didnt care.
The one about the CATS. The men in my life (prior to DH) always claimed to Hate Cats but then i would catch them snuggling up with my cats.
Message edited 3/29/2007 6:24:29 PM.
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Moehick
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Re: Differences Between Men and Women
True Captain style...love it
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Booklady1017
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Re: Differences Between Men and Women
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kms717
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Re: Differences Between Men and Women
thanks for sharing
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MrsERod
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Re: Differences Between Men and Women
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evnme
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