Does anyone know the cleaning supply poem for a bridal shower?

TIA

Re: Does anyone know the cleaning supply poem for a bridal shower?

Found these -

Dear (her name), You are entering a new ERA. There will come a THYME in your marriage when
you find (his name) is not always MR. CLEAN, but don't send out the S.O.S. because he might
VANISH. (his name) will always bring you CHEER and you will find JOY, so remember your PLEDGE
and give him your ALL. To (her name and his name) the Best of Luck & Good Fortune in the years to
come. And may (his name) always be your HONEY

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Carol, we're going to let you in on a little SECRET. Soon you will be marrying _____, a SAUVE and CHARMIN kinda guy and also FANTASIC in bed. *so we hear*

But as you enter the new ERA there will come some RUFF days when you find out _____ is not MR-CLEAN and he will expect you to perform MAGIC in the kitchen and he thinks all woman should WORK. You're going to want to scream and SHOUT. But _____ will always bring you CHEER and you will find him to be your WHITE DOVE.

When you are together you will find JOY so remember your PLEDGE and give him your ALL. Because at night _____ will wake you up at DAWN to SNUGGLE up close, and if you ever need _____or _____ send us an SOS or just DIAL and we will be there.

But you won't need us because it will all work out with a FEBREEZE. _____ and _____ The best of luck and good fortune in the years to come. And may _____ always be your angel.

I just added the Works magic eraser, Ruff "garbage bags", Snuggle fabric softener, Febreeze, and Angel soft toilet paper, and Shout stain remover.

Message edited 4/21/2008 4:48:27 PM.

Re: Does anyone know the cleaning supply poem for a bridal shower?

We can't tell you how GLAD we are to be here today. It all started back in the second grade with your ULTRABRITE personality which through the years, has ALWAYS remained FANTASTICK.

And here you are, ready to PLEDGE your love to Dan, a BRAWNY guy who will surely be a HANDYMAN around your new home. There will be no more SCOPE-ing out guys you SUAVE MADEMOISELLE.

Each time you and Dan REACH for each other to SNUGGLE and CARESS you will be adding CHEER and JOY to your new LIFE.

Please don't forget two very important things:

1 You can always DIAL our number anytime to tell us your SECRETS.

AND

2-For your parent sake, be sure to make one of your many HUGS and KISSES result in some BABY MAGIC!



Dear [Bride]:
It is only fair that we let [Bride] in on a little Secret. [Groom] may be Fantastic but wait until [Bride] finds out that he is not Mr. Clean. He'll expect her to be a Dynamo in the kitchen and thinks all women should Mop & Glow. At night he'll wake up at Dawn to Snuggle up close. We all Agree that [Bride] and [Groom] will have a very happy Life together. Our wish for you is that your home be filled with Joy and you remain happy as ever in the Future.