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DOH! That smarts!

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Goldi0218
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DOH! That smarts!

I ran into a doorknob.

READY? GO!

GUFFAW AWAY!

Posted 10/3/07 9:49 PM
 
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BaroqueMama
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Re: DOH! That smarts!

Chat Icon Stupid doorknobs. They come from out of nowhereChat Icon

Posted 10/3/07 9:50 PM
 

Goldi0218
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Re: DOH! That smarts!

This is almost as classic as getting a cramp from trying to break a sourdough pretzel in half.

Posted 10/3/07 9:51 PM
 

Phyl
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Re: DOH! That smarts!

You need to tape packing peanuts to all your doorknobs for a saftey measure from now on!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 10/3/07 9:52 PM
 

Goldi0218
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Re: DOH! That smarts!

All I did was run to answer my cell phone and the door knob stabbed me right in my side. DH says "You need to be more careful." Brilliant.

Posted 10/3/07 9:54 PM
 

itkocak

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Re: DOH! That smarts!

Message edited 11/11/2011 9:29:22 PM.

Posted 10/3/07 9:55 PM
 

itkocak

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Re: DOH! That smarts!

Message edited 11/11/2011 9:29:42 PM.

Posted 10/3/07 9:56 PM
 

Goldi0218
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Re: DOH! That smarts!

It left a mark.Chat Icon

Posted 10/3/07 9:56 PM
 

Goldi0218
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Re: DOH! That smarts!

Posted by imthekevinofcindyandkevin

Posted by Goldi0218

This is almost as classic as getting a cramp from trying to break a sourdough pretzel in half.



this is by far the classicest everytime you mention it I LMAO!



Since I started this thread and you know me as well as you do, I hereby allow myself to MOCK you for using this word:

"classicest"

Posted 10/3/07 9:58 PM
 

itkocak

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Re: DOH! That smarts!

Message edited 11/11/2011 9:30:14 PM.

Posted 10/3/07 10:01 PM
 

Goldi0218
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Re: DOH! That smarts!

It was on the other side of the apartment. I never heard it ring. He did. Im waiting for him to bring me ice. I stand a better chance of a polar ice cap falling from the sky.

Posted 10/3/07 10:04 PM
 

HoneyBadger
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Re: DOH! That smarts!

Posted by Goldi0218
DH says "You need to be more careful." Brilliant.



And I assume it is brilliance like this that attracted you to him in the first place?

Posted 10/3/07 10:08 PM
 

HoneyBadger
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Re: DOH! That smarts!

Posted by Goldi0218
I stand a better chance of a polar ice cap falling from the sky.



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Posted 10/3/07 10:09 PM
 

itkocak

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Re: DOH! That smarts!

Message edited 11/11/2011 9:30:38 PM.

Posted 10/3/07 10:09 PM
 

Goldi0218
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Leslie

Re: DOH! That smarts!

Posted by Jennie0898

Posted by Goldi0218
DH says "You need to be more careful." Brilliant.



And I assume it is brilliance like this that attracted you to him in the first place?



I adore him. He buys me:

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Posted 10/3/07 10:11 PM
 

Goldi0218
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Re: DOH! That smarts!

Posted by imthekevinofcindyandkevin

Posted by Goldi0218

It was on the other side of the apartment. I never heard it ring. He did. Im waiting for him to bring me ice. I stand a better chance of a polar ice cap falling from the sky.



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Is there a game of some sort on???
If so you better just get it yourself.



No game. Ill be fine. Its a nice red mark - should be blue/yellow by tomorrow. SexyChat Icon

Posted 10/3/07 10:13 PM
 

Blazesyth
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Re: DOH! That smarts!

I do this all the time. For some reason, me and doorknobs aren't friends. DH laughs at me and asks me what I do to them to get them to attack me. Chat Icon
I dont know why.. I dont grab them tightly, I twirl them, and I tape them off to protect them when I am painting, so what's their beef??

Posted 10/3/07 10:20 PM
 

Phyl
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Re: DOH! That smarts!

The saying goes... If you can't dazzle them with brillance, baffle them with bullsh!tChat Icon

Posted 10/3/07 10:21 PM
 

HoneyBadger
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Re: DOH! That smarts!

Posted by Goldi0218

Posted by Jennie0898

Posted by Goldi0218
DH says "You need to be more careful." Brilliant.



And I assume it is brilliance like this that attracted you to him in the first place?



I adore him. He buys me:

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Well in that case, it's a no brainer.

Posted 10/3/07 10:22 PM
 

itkocak

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Re: DOH! That smarts!

Message edited 11/11/2011 9:30:54 PM.

Posted 10/3/07 10:22 PM
 

HoneyBadger
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Re: DOH! That smarts!

Posted by Blazesyth

I do this all the time. For some reason, me and doorknobs aren't friends. DH laughs at me and asks me what I do to them to get them to attack me. Chat Icon
I dont know why.. I dont grab them tightly, I twirl them, and I tape them off to protect them when I am painting, so what's their beef??



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Posted 10/3/07 10:23 PM
 

CunningOne
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Re: DOH! That smarts!

We have lever doorknobs. I can't tell you how many times I get my pocket caught on them or a sleeve and fling myself back into the door!

Message edited 10/3/2007 10:25:15 PM.

Posted 10/3/07 10:24 PM
 

sunflowerjesss
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Re: DOH! That smarts!

Doorknobs, just one of those things no matter how long they've been there (in most cases years) they get in the way....EVERY TIME!!!

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In my house it would transpire as me yelling "Ooooooowwww"

DH ::mutes tv:: "you ok" ::pauses:: ::unmutes tv and carries on with his business::

The lack of a response would mean nothing to him. Wouldn't send a signal to check...nothing.

Posted 10/3/07 10:27 PM
 

HoneyBadger
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Re: DOH! That smarts!

Posted by chmlengr

We have lever doorknobs. I can't tell you how many times I get my pocket caught on them or a sleeve and fling myself back into the door!



Ugh, I do that all the time at my parent's house. I can't even tell you how many time!!! Chat Icon

Posted 10/3/07 10:27 PM
 

Superkat
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Re: DOH! That smarts!

Posted by Goldi0218

This is almost as classic as getting a cramp from trying to break a sourdough pretzel in half.



OMG I remember!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 10/3/07 10:44 PM
 
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