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BaroqueMama
Chase is one!
Member since 5/05 27530 total posts
Name:
me
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Everyone should add this to their list of things NOT to teach their DC!
 Sometimes I'm just so stupid it amazes me!
So, here's what I taught my lovely DD:
Me: Hey, Ava.....guess what?
Ava: What?
Me: Chicken butt!
Ava: (dying of giggles on the floor)
Me: Hey, Ava....guess where?
Ava: Where?
Me: In his underwear!!!
Ava: (now on the floor convulsing from laughter.
Fast forward to Target......
Ava: (shouting across the clothing department to my unsuspecting sister) AUNT SARAH! GUESS WHAT?!?!?!
My sister: What?
Ava: CHICKEN BUTT IN HIS UNDERWEAR!!!!!!
Everyone in the store: OMG! Oh dear lord! Oh my goodness that little girl!
Yup, lesson learned.
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drewsgirl
My loves
Member since 5/05 3221 total posts
Name:
Amanda
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Re: Everyone should add this to their list of things NOT to teach their DC!
hahaha im gearing up for one of these days where dd does that to me in public!
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| Posted 2/17/09 3:07 PM |
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waterspout4
My loves
Member since 5/06 19150 total posts
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Kelly
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Re: Everyone should add this to their list of things NOT to teach their DC!
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| Posted 2/17/09 3:08 PM |
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Palebride
I am an amazing bakist
Member since 5/05 13673 total posts
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Lori
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Re: Everyone should add this to their list of things NOT to teach their DC!
Remind me to forward this to my husband.....
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| Posted 2/17/09 3:08 PM |
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nferrandi
too excited for words
Member since 10/05 18538 total posts
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Nicole
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Re: Everyone should add this to their list of things NOT to teach their DC!
Ds wants me to kiss all of his boo-boos. So he yelled to me in Christmas Tree Shop to "kiss my butt" because he had an itch.
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| Posted 2/17/09 3:09 PM |
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nbc188
Best friends!
Member since 12/06 23090 total posts
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C
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Re: Everyone should add this to their list of things NOT to teach their DC!
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| Posted 2/17/09 3:16 PM |
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cluprncs3
LIF Adolescent
Member since 8/08 782 total posts
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Katie
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Re: Everyone should add this to their list of things NOT to teach their DC!
Posted by nferrandi
Ds wants me to kiss all of his boo-boos. So he yelled to me in Christmas Tree Shop to "kiss my butt" because he had an itch.
I literally LOL to this. My DS heard me laughing and he started to laugh too!
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| Posted 2/17/09 3:21 PM |
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angelbear217
Mommy of 2
Member since 5/05 4313 total posts
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Lisa
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Re: Everyone should add this to their list of things NOT to teach their DC!
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| Posted 2/17/09 3:22 PM |
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littlejoy06
Love
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Re: Everyone should add this to their list of things NOT to teach their DC!
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| Posted 2/17/09 3:33 PM |
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CrankyPants
I'm cranky
Member since 7/06 18178 total posts
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Mama Cranky
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Re: Everyone should add this to their list of things NOT to teach their DC!
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| Posted 2/17/09 3:34 PM |
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Sweets13
Bella Bambini
Member since 5/05 9300 total posts
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Re: Everyone should add this to their list of things NOT to teach their DC!
Posted by nferrandi
Ds wants me to kiss all of his boo-boos. So he yelled to me in Christmas Tree Shop to "kiss my butt" because he had an itch.
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| Posted 2/17/09 4:03 PM |
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dandr10199
Grace is growing up too fast!
Member since 10/05 11561 total posts
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Dina
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Re: Everyone should add this to their list of things NOT to teach their DC!
Rach, this will make you feel better...
we were out to dinner last night with my MIL, her new boyfriend, DH and DD.
We are having a nice dinner, Grace is being an angel and then out of no where says at the TOP of her lungs "NANA, NANA, Guess what?????"
Nana (MIL): "What Gracie?
Grace: "I FARTED!!!! I FARTED!!!! I FARTED!!!!!" as she is dancing in the resturant high chair bopping around, making a song out of "I farted"
Me: "Grace say excuse me and do not scream that in the restaurant".
DH: and high five'ing her.
MIL:
MIL's BF: 
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| Posted 2/17/09 4:30 PM |
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beachgirl13
Mommy to 3 boys!
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Re: Everyone should add this to their list of things NOT to teach their DC!
too cute!
At least she's not yelling out "Look mommy, daddy's beers" as you pass the beer in BJS or Stop and shop.
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| Posted 2/17/09 5:41 PM |
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Re: Everyone should add this to their list of things NOT to teach their DC!
That is too funny. I used to do things to try to set up my niece and nephew to say things when my sister didn't expect it . I am in for some payback!!!!
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| Posted 2/17/09 7:15 PM |
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Tah-wee-ZAH
Kisses
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Re: Everyone should add this to their list of things NOT to teach their DC!
My DC's have recently learned the names for their private parts.
At least once a day they scream across the house that they have a VAHHHHHH-gina or a PEEEEEE-nis or they point to each other and say what the other has.
I know it's only a matter of time before the announcement is made in public 
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| Posted 2/17/09 7:20 PM |
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
Member since 6/07 42079 total posts
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LB
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Re: Everyone should add this to their list of things NOT to teach their DC!
OMG we call Luca a little chicken butt all the time!! he is going to have a complex that is a funny Ava story!
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| Posted 2/17/09 7:45 PM |
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