Forget mommy confessions- post women confession!

if your ballsy enough....

ill go:

sometimes after i brush my teeth at nite, i eat something else like a bowl of cereal, and i dont brush again....

i dont floss everyday...

i dont always wash my hands after changing a hannah doodie diaper- cmon, i dont get it on my hands!!!

i used to be a size 2....

i am wicked scared to be a mom to 2 kids...

i watch gossip girls and real world....

i use self tanner....oh yeah, and i went tanning my last pregnancy....

more later- i gotta catch a train!

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I nearly cry every morning when I get dressed for work because of the way my clothes fit... I'm still used to looking a certain way in my clothing, and although I lost almost all the weight, my body still is a mess....

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I sometimes bring things to work like my razor, deodorant, makeup, and all my other essentials for the first 1/2 hour bc I am too lazy in the morning to get up and do these things. I close my door and get my morning started. Now if only they put a sink in my office so I could wash my hair and brush my teeth then I could get another 1/2 hr sleep.

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At LEAST 80% of my baby/child/pregnancy info comes from LIF girls. So when I go to the Dr and tell her I heard something about autism or heard about teething or rashes...itsn just from you girls "the experts". And when I go shopping and you girls tell me something is on sale and they tell me its not...I say but they said it was and then the cashier gives it to me. Yes "they" is you gals....My hidden "mommy cult" hahaha

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OK some of mine: I dont shave my legs everyday in the winter, I have deoderant and toothbrush/toothpaste at work...just in case and I watch the MTV reality shows on the weekends when Jacob is napping and DH is busy around the house

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Posted by sumlynmad

Posted by DebG

Posted by sumlynmad

i dont always wash my hands after changing a hannah doodie diaper- cmon, i dont get it on my hands!!!

i watch gossip girls and real world....

Gotta lecture you on the first one. You cant inspect your hands close enough to know that NONE got on your hands, plus it could be possible that you grazed the pee and it wouldnt be seen either. Then you go ont eh train touch the seats, the railings and a bazillion other things. Then someone like me comes along, someone whose immune system is not 100% ad innocently touches the same railing as you and BAM I am knocked into a cold that lasts more than a week and has me (at times, I am NOT kidding) unable to even get out of bed!

man, confessions- , sorry, sometimes i just dont remember...i mean, i wash my hands enough, and before the crucial times (eating and stuff)....im just big on knowing there are germs EVERYWHERE, no matter what...i mean, the train??!! can u get more germ infested?


thats it...i cant think of anymore again...

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My house is a mess.
Thats it. I am the worlds worst housekeeper. You would die if you saw the clutter in my hoouse.

Its not dirty per se, its just very messy.

Eta…with the hand washing thing, even if you don’t get any on your hands, you can transmit germs from fecal matter very easily. My husband has had c-diff this year, twice and it was a total nightmare, its transmitted through fecal matter and if god forbid you had shaken hands with someone else who had forgotten to wash their hands, you could transmit something like C-diff.

Message edited 10/19/2007 9:00:11 AM.

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I don't shave my legs very often. DH calls me porcupine.

My eyebrows need serious help and I'm too lazy to get them waxed every so often.

I have a messy house. I don't always do dishes when I should and they pile up in the sink. The kids toys are all over and I never make beds.

I shop and then hide it from DH. I still feel guilty spending money, but the money I do make PT isn't enough to even scratch teh surface, so I do feel bad!

If my DD is cranky, she goes down for her nap and that means sometimes she doesn't get lunch.

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No confessions here. I'm pleasantly perfect in every way

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I am mourning the way my boobs used to look before breastfeeding.

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Quickly...

I love to eat cake mix from the box

I don't floss nearly enough

I secretly curse DH every day when I come home from work & DD is STILL in her PJ's

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Hmm,

I slack on shaving my legs.

My DH does mostly all the cleaning in the house. I cook though.

I hardly BD anymore. DH is getting so angry at me.

Oh, my eyebrows need a crazy waxing. Im terrible at keeping those trim also.

There is a lot more to add, but i would probably embarrass myself. LOL