Friday Morning Joke - Bar Hopping

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Friday Morning Joke - Bar Hopping

Larry and Steve wanted to go out drinking; they only
had $2.00 between
them.

Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea."

He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent
the $2.00 on one large
sausage.

Steve said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any
money left at all!"
Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."

They went into the pub where Larry immediately
ordered two double shots of
Jack Daniels.

Steve said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how
much trouble we will be
in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"

Larry replied, with a smile, "Don't worry, I have a
plan. Cheers!"

They downed their drinks.

Larry said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my
zipper and you get on
your knees and put it in your mouth."

Said and done, the bar man noticed them, went
berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and
more drunk, all for
free.

At the tenth bar, Steve said, "Larry - I don't think
I can do this
anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing
me!"

Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the
sausage at the third bar.
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Re: Friday Morning Joke - Bar Hopping

Posted by ETAB

Larry and Steve wanted to go out drinking; they only
had $2.00 between
them.

Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea."

He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent
the $2.00 on one large
sausage.

Steve said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any
money left at all!"
Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."

They went into the pub where Larry immediately
ordered two double shots of
Jack Daniels.

Steve said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how
much trouble we will be
in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"

Larry replied, with a smile, "Don't worry, I have a
plan. Cheers!"

They downed their drinks.

Larry said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my
zipper and you get on
your knees and put it in your mouth."

Said and done, the bar man noticed them, went
berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and
more drunk, all for
free.

At the tenth bar, Steve said, "Larry - I don't think
I can do this
anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing
me!"

Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the
sausage at the third bar.