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Moehick
Ready for the sun!
Member since 5/05 30339 total posts
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Properly perfect™
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Funny
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he
knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
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Posted 5/16/08 5:59 AM  |
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sfp0701
Liam's Mommy!
Member since 1/07 9764 total posts
Name:
Tricia
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Re: Funny
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| Posted 5/16/08 7:58 AM |
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JandJ1224
Member since 6/06 5911 total posts
Name:
Jannette
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Re: Funny
thats great!
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| Posted 5/16/08 9:28 AM |
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nicrae
He's here!
Member since 12/06 9289 total posts
Name:
Mommy
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Re: Funny
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| Posted 5/16/08 11:14 AM |
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