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MrsPornStar
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Funny bumper stickers
some new, many old, but most are fun...
1. Constipated People Don't Give A Sh!t.
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
11. If At First You Don't Succeed...Blame Someone Else And Seek
Counseling.
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My @ss.
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
19. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
26. Illiterate? Write For Help
29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look
Like Jabba The Hut?
43. Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
46. Boldly Going Nowhere
48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
55. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
56. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
59. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
62. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
63. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
65. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
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kaklesmay
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Re: Funny bumper stickers
My fav
Dont drink and drive, you might spill your beer
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MrsPornStar
Partners in crime
Member since 10/05 14656 total posts
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Mama
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Re: Funny bumper stickers
I love #31 and #59
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| Posted 7/6/06 4:08 PM |
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mommy2bella
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Member since 12/05 9747 total posts
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Kelly
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Re: Funny bumper stickers
Posted by hmpena
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
59. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I am loving #4
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| Posted 7/6/06 4:10 PM |
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PEACH28
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Member since 2/06 974 total posts
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Denea
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Re: Funny bumper stickers
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| Posted 7/6/06 4:11 PM |
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