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Funny E-mail (Poems)

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MelToddJulia
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Funny E-mail (Poems)

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And forever be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
With huge boobs who owns a
Liquor store and a fishing boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s hit.








Posted 5/10/06 12:46 PM
 
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