So I think DS was maybe two months old my DH was getting ready to deploy and his military unit had a christmas party. Well Santa came in and there were very few kids there. We decided to do a picture with Santa holding our son. Well as I walk up to Santa he pats his knee for me to sit on and I shook my head. DH (being the scooch he is) goes yaya mommy sit with Santa. I sit and realize Santa started drinking egg nog rather early in the day. As my Dh is grabbing pics Santa says...."what do you want for Christmas little girl" I said cooly "I want to not sit on santa's lap so he can get a cheap feel" I grabbed DS and walked away. Dirty Old Man!!