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hahaha Baby Sideburns take on Kim K.
Baby Sideburns is a blogger, hysterical woman. This post is in reference to Kimmy's green dress.
Okay, so we’re all shaped differently when it comes to being preggers. Some of us look like we ate a basketball. Some of us look like we ate the Goodyear blimp. And some of us look like we ate the all you can eat buffet at Luby’s Cafeteria for like five years straight. Some of us look totally awesome from behind and not preggers at all. And some of us look like our ass is preggers too. With quadruplets. But I am NEVER going to make fun of the way someone’s body looks when they’re pregnant. No way, no how.
HOWEVER, some of us have TONS of money and can buy whatever maternity clothes we want (not me) and have no excuse for dressing the way we do when we’re knocked up. Sooooo, with that said. I have a few thoughts about this.
1. I’m totally cool with pregnant people wearing tight clothes. Hell, I wore a bikini when I was preggers. But this shit ain’t tight. It’s painted on. Seriously, if there weren’t wrinkles I’d think she hired someone to airbrush her.
2. Well, apparently some green shit isn’t good for the environment. In fact, I’d argue that this is bad for the environment. Very bad. Where the hell is Al Gore when you need him?
3. That slit in the back looks dangerously close to showing off a little hoo-ha. I mean, sit down in that dress and I’m pretty sure your vajayjay’s touching the chair. Ummm, I don’t care how famous you are, I don’t want to sit in your vajayjay juices after you get up.
4. Stretch marks suck. Stretch marks on your clothes are just plain unnecessary when you have 9 bazillion dollars to buy bigger clothes.
5. There’s a reason they don’t make maternity Spanx. Wait, I just looked it up and they do. WTF???!!! A. Being preggers is like the only F’ing time you don’t have to suck it in and can let it all hang out. And B. If she’s wearing them, it ain’t working.
6. KIM: Ohhh nooo, I’m not going to wear flats when I’m preggers. I just feel more comfortable in high heels. The taller and skinnier the better.
Seriously, Kimmy? I can’t wait to see you after little baby K arrives. ‘Cause I’d like to see you haul your 2,000-pound Snugride on your arm wearing those stilts. Timber!!!!!!!
7. Well, I can’t see from the angle of this picture, but I sure as hell hope to God she’s wearing a Cuchini camel toe pad.
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hahaha Baby Sideburns take on Kim K.
I LOVE Baby Sideburns!
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Ayne11
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hahaha Baby Sideburns take on Kim K.
I was DYING when I read that earlier
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hahaha Baby Sideburns take on Kim K.
Too funny and so true
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Re: hahaha Baby Sideburns take on Kim K.
Omg I just read her blog. She is hilarious!
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| Posted 4/21/13 9:10 AM |
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Ayne11
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hahaha Baby Sideburns take on Kim K.
2 days ago she had a post about a "Lotus birth" and that when from 0 - shit show in about an hour. I found it funny.
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Re: hahaha Baby Sideburns take on Kim K.
Posted by Ayne11
2 days ago she had a post about a "Lotus birth" and that when from 0 - shit show in about an hour. I found it funny.
hhaaha, I saw that. And I googled it. Bad decision.
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| Posted 4/21/13 9:58 AM |
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Re: hahaha Baby Sideburns take on Kim K.
Posted by myboysmyheart
Posted by Ayne11
2 days ago she had a post about a "Lotus birth" and that when from 0 - shit show in about an hour. I found it funny.
hhaaha, I saw that. And I googled it. Bad decision.
 the first I ever heard of that was in the movie "Wanderlust" with Paul Rudd & Jennifer Aniston
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